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[ScriptOhio]

Only a band of idiots could screw up LSU football. Introducing the buffoons on the bayou — USA TODAY

The LSU job’s so good, it would take a band of idiots to screw up a coaching search so badly as to make it unattractive. Well, strike up the band!

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“LSU repeatedly confirmed, both publicly and to Coach Kelly, that the termination was due to the team’s performance, not for cause,” the lawsuit states.
Let me put it plainly for LSU: You hired him, you fired him, and now you pay his failure money. That’s how this works.
“LSU is cooked,” attorney Tom Mars wrote on social media, adding “LSU’s stupidity” does not constitute grounds to stiff Kelly on his buyout.

 

[Nutriaitch]

that should read "The Governor" instead of LSU.
He's basically typing up his own political obituary right now and is too stupid to even realize it.
Hell he's somehow figured out a way to make me glad I left Louisiana.

Scoot Woodward had the buyout secured (from private donors) and in his back pocket to use pending negotiations with Kelly.

Then Huey P. Landry steps in and can't keep his mouth shut. Bashes Kelly, bashes the buyout, bashes Kelly's agent, etc. Boasts that Louisiana ain't footing a bill like that (which the state wasn't footing anyway). Runs off Woodward and puts his little puppets in place as President and AD.

Negotiations go to shit and now here comes the lawsuit. And that lawsuit is against the State. and is now sitting on the State AG's desk.
And LSU will lose that lawsuit.

Meaning we went from the state Taxpayers not paying a penny for any of this to paying for all the court and legals fees for this fiasco, PLUS whatever dollar amount Kelly wins (because good luck rounding up the money again from the donor you just cut out of the loop).

 

[charlohiottean]

that should read "The Governor" instead of LSU.
He's basically typing up his own political obituary right now and is too stupid to even realize it.
Hell he's somehow figured out a way to make me glad I left Louisiana.

Scoot Woodward had the buyout secured (from private donors) and in his back pocket to use pending negotiations with Kelly.

Then Huey P. Landry steps in and can't keep his mouth shut. Bashes Kelly, bashes the buyout, bashes Kelly's agent, etc. Boasts that Louisiana ain't footing a bill like that (which the state wasn't footing anyway). Runs off Woodward and puts his little puppets in place as President and AD.

Negotiations go to shit and now here comes the lawsuit. And that lawsuit is against the State. and is now sitting on the State AG's desk.
And LSU will lose that lawsuit.

Meaning we went from the state Taxpayers not paying a penny for any of this to paying for all the court and legals fees for this fiasco, PLUS whatever dollar amount Kelly wins (because good luck rounding up the money again from the donor you just cut out of the loop).

How can any of that be true? It makes no sense at all. Reasonable people who’s decisions affect millions of constituents don’t just…

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

There’s only one correct answer

 

[RuGettinIt]

There’s only one correct answer

Damaged goods

 

[charlohiottean]

There’s only one correct answer

A.I. fat, A.I. drunk and A.I. stupid is no way to go through life, son.

 

[ORD_Buckeye]

Damaged goods

Well, if he wins at LSU like he won at Ohio State, I'm pretty sure he's not getting suspended for knowingly keeping a coach on staff who killed, much less just abused, his wife.

 

[RuGettinIt]

Well, if he wins at LSU like he won at Ohio State, I'm pretty sure he's not getting suspended for knowingly keeping a coach on staff who killed, much less just abused, his wife.

Did you see him ringing the bell ahead of the game the other day? He didn’t look good.

 

[sparcboxbuck]

Damaged goods

There coach or the program? Asking because, well… either could be legit responses.

 

[muffler dragon]

that should read "The Governor" instead of LSU.
He's basically typing up his own political obituary right now and is too stupid to even realize it.
Hell he's somehow figured out a way to make me glad I left Louisiana.

Scoot Woodward had the buyout secured (from private donors) and in his back pocket to use pending negotiations with Kelly.

Then Huey P. Landry steps in and can't keep his mouth shut. Bashes Kelly, bashes the buyout, bashes Kelly's agent, etc. Boasts that Louisiana ain't footing a bill like that (which the state wasn't footing anyway). Runs off Woodward and puts his little puppets in place as President and AD.

Negotiations go to shit and now here comes the lawsuit. And that lawsuit is against the State. and is now sitting on the State AG's desk.
And LSU will lose that lawsuit.

Meaning we went from the state Taxpayers not paying a penny for any of this to paying for all the court and legals fees for this fiasco, PLUS whatever dollar amount Kelly wins (because good luck rounding up the money again from the donor you just cut out of the loop).

Takes a special politician to make Brian Kelly even come close to smelling like a victim.
Sickening display of idiocy.

 

[BB73]

had to do this week's Podcast solo.
never did that before. not as easy as it looked like it would be.

Roast Away, I can take it

I like the set changes.

For the list of years with a Natty, the first and last ones are each years where LSU was the only team with a perfect record. The two in the middle are years where the team won the BCS Championship Game. No bullshit titles claimed.

 

[Nutriaitch]

I like the set changes.

For the list of years with a Natty, the first and last ones are each years where LSU was the only team with a perfect record. The two in the middle are years where the team won the BCS Championship Game. No bullshit titles claimed.

that you sir.
I have a new one just for baseball I'm working on now.

 

[RuGettinIt]

There coach or the program? Asking because, well… either could be legit responses.

Yes