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LloydSev needs dating help...

Sitting on the side of the road
I’m watching you pass by
Thinking of the day I’ll be with you
I grab my mask and binoculars


Sitting outside your window
Wondering why you have your clothes on
Hearing about your abusive boyfriend
Makes me think, "maybe you should listen more"

Talking on the other end of the phone
you think I'm your brother "Dave"
Just the sound of your breath cheers me up
I decide I need more pictures

Sitting in the church at your wedding
screwing the silencer on tight
You’ve recited your vows, and it’s over now
I'm gonna light that fucker up

So tonight I’m on the side of the road
Hitching a ride to your neighborhood
Just got a digital zoom
You would look good in duct tape.

:rofl: :cheers:
 
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Sitting on the side of the road
I’m watching you pass by
Thinking of the day I’ll be with you
I grab my mask and binoculars


Sitting outside your window
Wondering why you have your clothes on
Hearing about your abusive boyfriend
Makes me think, "maybe you should listen more"

Talking on the other end of the phone
you think I'm your brother "Dave"
Just the sound of your breath cheers me up
I decide I need more pictures

Sitting in the church at your wedding
screwing the silencer on tight
You’ve recited your vows, and it’s over now
I'm gonna light that fucker up

So tonight I’m on the side of the road
Hitching a ride to your neighborhood
Just got a digital zoom
You would look good in duct tape.

:slappy: :rofl: :slappy:
 
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If I knew what the inside of LloydSev's home looks like (which I don't), I don't believe I'd post that knowledge on a message board. But if your visit there was a good memory for you, 21, more power to you! :biggrin:

Let me tell you, I have no idea what is in LloydSev's house, but I can assure you without hesitation, there are no women in there... except maybe a blow-up doll.
 
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If I knew what the inside of LloydSev's home looks like (which I don't), I don't believe I'd post that knowledge on a message board. But if your visit there was a good memory for you, 21, more power to you! :biggrin:

Well damn...I figured your wife would tell you all about it also. She has quite the photographic memory.

That's what I get for assuming...

:biggrin:
 
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Well damn...I figured your wife would tell you all about it also. She has quite the photographic memory.

That's what I get for assuming...

:biggrin:

"OUCH!"

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http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/8801/shanghaimw05a.jpg
 
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