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LloydSev needs dating help...


TG 05 strikes again????? :slappy:

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Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate:
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date:
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines,
And often is his gold complexion dimm'd;
And every fair from fair sometime declines,
By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal summer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest;
Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou growest:
So long as men can breathe or eyes can see,
A cheetah will steal my heart for thee.

(c) SGN, 2006

PS. Sorry about the ABAB rhyming...I'm new at this.
 
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Last one, and I'll stop for awhile...

I live the life of a lonely man
Dreaming of ass, and giving out tans
All I want's a relationship... I do... I swear
Sometimes life seems so cruel and unfair

My ex loves a man, who I saw in my dream
And when they made love I started to scream
So, I write in my diary 'bout this dastardly chump
One day I will kill that bastardly Thump...
 
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have any of you ever met him in real life?

LoxtolD:

No, I haven't had the pleasure of meeting LloydSev. I have seen a fair amount of his input on BuckNuts, BuckeyePlanet and Scarlet&GrayNews. He seems like a nice enough guy, but has really left himself vulnerable to good natured ribbing, what with his websites devoted to his dreams, his poetry and his myspace profile.

As you can see, several of us have enjoyed poking fun at his rhymes. It's all in good fun, though.

I still think MolGen's contribution is absolutely brilliant, with impeccable meter and wit:

"You stole my heart with the speed of a cheetah
Like Macchio chopsticking flies with Morita."
 
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