LloydSev needs dating help...

[tibor75]

http://www.myspace.com/lloydsev

Thursday, April 13, 2006

You know it's bad when...

You realize you are signed up on dating websites... like multiple.. haha.. wow i came to this realization today.

I am registered on True.com, Hot Or Not & eHarmony.com .... and I really didn't even think anything of it, until I was looking at it today.. holy sheesh.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

You're cruel, tibs.

Lloydsev's been walking on the wild side:

<TABLE borderColor=#00feef cellSpacing=0 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:</TD><TD align=left>Yes I drank a beer</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
<TABLE borderColor=#00feef cellSpacing=0 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Ever Shoplifted:</TD><TD align=left>Yes I have</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

 

[tibor75]

I think stealing website copyright is considered shoplifting, wouldn't you?

 

[exhawg]

If you ever get depressed just remember that your life can't be as bad as LloydSev's. He is possibly the most depressing person I have ever seen. To make it worse he has Tibs cyber-stalking him so that we all can get a laugh out of it.

Lloyd if you read this you might want to avoid telling girls you want to date about your dreams.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If I happened to be an evil, sadistic bastard, I would copy and paste some more of the exciting info from there. But I'm not. So I'll just chuckle to myself.

 

[OSUsushichic]

Why the fuck is his site scUM colors? Must be a poser.

And if he wants to get chicks, he shouldn't post that his income is less than $30,000!

 

[tibor75]

Why the fuck is his site scUM colors? Must be a poser.

And if he wants to get chicks, he shouldn't post that his income is less than $30,000!

yeah, his pix gives the impression that he's wearing a scUM shirt.

He's almost so depressing I feel bad about doing this. But then again, he's a cyber-thief and has shoplifted in the past, so it's ok.

 

[Thump]

Leave it up to Tibs. Well done good sir!

When is he going to learn to not use his real name on stuff?

 

[OSUsushichic]

Whn is he going to learn to not use his real name on stuff?

That too. Might as well post his SSN on there as well.

 

[ScriptOhio]

<TABLE borderColor=#00feef cellSpacing=0 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Favourite Eye Color:</TD><TD align=left>Blue</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Favourite Hair Color:</TD><TD align=left>Red</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Short or Long Hair:</TD><TD align=left>Medium</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Height:</TD><TD align=left>Doesn't matter.. height isn't what makes a girl good looking</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Weight:</TD><TD align=left>Depends on the girl..</TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=right>Best Clothing Style:</TD><TD align=left>lol.. uh, I dunno.. I've dated preps, hard rockers, etc..</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

I found his perfect match:

 

[sandgk]

Words fail me

 

[coastalbuck]

Words fail me

Him too!!!

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

He's almost so depressing I feel bad about doing this. But then again, he's a cyber-thief and has shoplifted in the past, so it's ok.

Damn! You knows its a sad situation when the good doctorb almost feels bad about doing something.

 

[exhawg]

[Buckweiser]You guys are assholes. Don't you know that most BP members like Lloydsev, and are tired of you wasting board space making fun of him? We come here for our Buckeye fix, not to see you make fun off a fellow Buckeye fan. I'm very disappointed in all of your actions. [/Buckweiser]

 

[tyrus]

I just stabbed myself in the neck with a spoon.