Little Known M*ch*g*n Facts

[Gatorubet]

Did you know that Minnesota successfully filed an injunction to keep the State of Michigan from ripping off its state motto????

Way back in 1837 Michigan was admitted as a state. Minnesota was admitted in 1857, and had the great idea to think up a "State Motto".

Michigan noticed, and its state legislature soon passed a state motto that was a poorly disguised copy of Minnesota's motto. This resulted in legal action - a successful injunction by Minnesota - being filed in 1859.

Which is why Michigan no longer calls itself "The Land of 10,000 Assholes".

 

[IronBuckI]

Did you know that Minnesota successfully filed an injunction to keep the State of Michigan from ripping off its state motto????

Way back in 1837 Michigan was admitted as a state. Minnesota was admitted in 1857, and had the great idea to think up a "State Motto".

Michigan noticed, and its state legislature soon passed a state motto that was a poorly disguised copy of Minnesota's motto. This resulted in legal action - a successful injunction by Minnesota - being filed in 1859.

Which is why Michigan no longer calls itself "The Land of 10,000 Assholes".

That number seems low to me.

 

[Gatorubet]

"If you put on a Michigan jersey and stand at the exact coordinates 40?0′6″N 83?1′11″W, you are a complete asshole, loser douchebag."

 

[Jaxbuck]

Did you know that Minnesota successfully filed an injunction to keep the State of Michigan from ripping off its state motto????

Way back in 1837 Michigan was admitted as a state. Minnesota was admitted in 1857, and had the great idea to think up a "State Motto".

Michigan noticed, and its state legislature soon passed a state motto that was a poorly disguised copy of Minnesota's motto. This resulted in legal action - a successful injunction by Minnesota - being filed in 1859.

Which is why Michigan no longer calls itself "The Land of 10,000 Assholes".

The Spanish founded St Augustine in 1565 and were actually the original owners of that motto. In Spanish it's pronounced "Florida".

 

[jlb1705]

If you hit a midget over the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

 

[Gatorubet]

The Spanish founded St Augustine in 1565 and were actually the original owners of that motto. In Spanish it's pronounced "Florida".

[strike]Which is why you were unable to resist St. Augustine's Siren call..? [/strike]


"[censored] Michigan" is the third most popularly voiced phrase in the State of Flordia, right behind "No entiendo Ingles", and the number one "That's not how we did things up North!"

 

[buxfan4life]

There is only one Michigan fact that I know of, and it is pretty widely known:

Michigan Sucks.

 

[Saw31]

The Toledo War

Fuck them..."M*ch*g*n.gov"? Yeah, no bias there.

Those fuckers thought they were gonna come into Ohio and take something from us? Sent there asses packing back to that stink hole up north, we did...

The Toledo War

A little better telling of what happened.

Those cocksuckers can go fuck themselves...They like to say they won the war. Hardly! Why? Because their awesome military minds managed to capture a couple unarmed surveyors? WTF? Was this General Rodriguez and his "moral" victories shit that we still hear you whine about? We stabbed one of your fat, lazy ass sheriffs in the leg, thereby 1 casualty to 0, we win. Oh, so you got the UP. Yeah, great consolation prize douchebags. Go recruit a football player from that frozen wasteland assholes! You LOSE skunkweasels!!! And now that you have the nerve to step foot in this state again, since you were too dumb to learn the first time, we're gonna kick your asses again...But I think we'll just let ya keep Detroit. Nobody wants that armpit of a city anyhow. Fuck you and fuck your Toledo envying asses straight back to M*ch*g*n!!!!