Littering and... littering and... smokin' the reefer

[BUCKYLE]

Wha?

Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

Farva: MacAttack, wanna go punch for punch?
[Mac punches Farva in the stomach]

Farva: oooh good one, I did not specify. Never shit a shitter.

[Ursula walks by]
Farva: Lady in blue comin through.

 

[TheStoicPaisano]

You guys need to see Club Dread, just for more Broken Lizard goodness and the hotness that is Brittany Daniel...

...who got nekkid in her last film (unfortunately not Club Dread, but you get to see Jordan Ladd's tits).

 

[BUCKYLE]

You guys need to see Club Dread, just for more Broken Lizard goodness and the hotness that is Brittany Daniel...

...who got nekkid in her last film (unfortunately not Club Dread, but you get to see Jordan Ladd's tits).

There was a thread on here about it. Everyone seemed to hate it, but I loved that movie. Nice call.

 

[BUCKWEISER]

Who want's a mustache ride?

 

[mcclellanatosu]

My Favorite Quotes from Super Troopers:

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: Litre is French for give me my f****** cola!

AND

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, " Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Broken Lizard is crowdfunding Super Troopers 2. If you think that sounds like a good idea, you're right, as they've already blown past the $2 million goal in just over 24 hours of a month long drive on Indiegogo. They are at two and a quarter million as of 10:39 pm, and counting, with a few perks still on the table.

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/super-troopers-2

PM me if someone wants to split the Battle Us at BEERFEST CHICAGO perk ($2500 per team, $1250 per person).

BATTLE US at BEERFEST CHICAGO
STANDALONE: NOT INCLUDED IN OTHER PACKAGES. For less than a night of drinking with Lemme, enter a 2-man** team in to compete in our BEERFEST TOURNAMENT in Chicago. Eat, drink and battle your way to the final table, where we will crush your souls. Winners keep one of the custom-built beerpong tables we’re building AND a pair of VIP PREMIERE TICKETS. Everyone gets exclusive swag. * Planned for Sept/Oct 2015. * Travel & accommodations not included. More details in the FAQ. ** Or woman. Or bo
Estimated delivery October 2015
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I promise to be back in tip top beer pong conditioning by October!

EDIT: And I will gladly wear a BuckeyePlanet shirt, or your bar's logo, or a picture of your face on a shirt, for sponsorship!