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Lion Tamer

Discussion in 'Open Discussion (Work-safe)' started by MililaniBuckeye, Mar 15, 2004.

  1. MililaniBuckeye

    MililaniBuckeye The satanic soulless freight train that is Ohio St Staff Member Tech Admin

    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking older man in his mid-sixties and the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her ankles. He continues to lick her calves, kisses them, licks and kisses her privates for several minutes and rests his head at her feet.

    The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turns to the older man and asks, "Can you top that?"

    The older man replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way." :biggrin:
  2. CharlotteBuckeye62

    CharlotteBuckeye62 Buckeye Planet Old Fart

    Mili, how the hell did you know I tried out for that job????

    Don't you know she wouldn't let the lion leave. I think her name is JANE.
  3. ScriptOhio

    ScriptOhio Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

  4. Fungo Squiggly

    Fungo Squiggly Mortal enemy of all things Bucky Yahoo Pickem Champ Former Game Champion '18 Keeper League Champ '18 BPCFFB II Champ

    [ame=]YouTube - Monty Python - Lion Tamer[/ame]
  5. BrutusMaximus

    BrutusMaximus I Heart Boobs

    Looking up posts from 2004.........somebody needs a life :wink:
  6. Deety

    Deety Senior

    There's no need to drag JCOSU86 into this.
  7. Taosman

    Taosman Your Cousin In New Mexxico

    JC is innocent! He was hiking the Appalachian Trail the whole time! :paranoid:

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