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Les Miles staying at LSU

Les Miles received a new seven-year contract and a pay raise Wednesday from LSU, ending speculation that one of the most successful coaches in the school's history might leave for rival Arkansas.
Miles' new deal runs through 2019 and amounts to a two-year extension. LSU athletic director Joe Alleva would not comment on the financial terms of Miles' raise, the first to his base salary since 2007.

Entire article: http://espn.go.com/college-football...ball-coach-lsu-tigers-receive-extension-raise
 
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ScriptOhio;2267939; said:
Les Miles staying at LSU

Les Miles received a new seven-year contract and a pay raise Wednesday from LSU, ending speculation that one of the most successful coaches in the school's history might leave for rival Arkansas.
Miles' new deal runs through 2019 and amounts to a two-year extension. LSU athletic director Joe Alleva would not comment on the financial terms of Miles' raise, the first to his base salary since 2007.

Entire article: http://espn.go.com/college-football...ball-coach-lsu-tigers-receive-extension-raise
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I can't believe this douche seriously just played LSU for a new contract again. True Michigan Man.
 
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exhawg;2268166; said:
I can't believe this douche seriously just played LSU for a new contract again. True Michigan Man.
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define "again"


I thought he got a bump in 2010 with the Michigan thing, but apparently I was wrong.

his last raise came in '07 and was written into his original contract from 2005.
he had a clause (and probably still does) that makes him the highest paid coach in the country if he wins a national title.
meaning he was getting that '07 raise even if the Michigan job had never come available.
 
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Courtesy of SB Nation comments section:

Shift. A. Fuck you, Central Louisiana.

FUCK YOUR SMALL TOWNS WITH MORE DOLLAR STORES THAN PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY, HOW FUCKING ECONOMICALLY DEPRESSED CAN YOU BE TO HAVE A DOLLAR GENERAL, A FAMILY DOLLAR, AND A DOLLAR STORE ALL IN ADJACENT STRIP MALLS? FUCK YOUR SEARS IN A STRIP MALL, BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCKING HAVE THE ABILITY TO EVEN SUSTAIN THE TINIEST OF ACTUAL SHOPPING MALLS. FUCK THE FACT THAT CHECKERS IS MY GODDAMN BEST FAST FOOD OPTION. I'M IN FUCKING LOUISIANA, POPEYE'S SHOULDN'T BE ADVERTISING SHIT. I CAN GET POPEYE'S IN FUCKING AFGHANISTAN, IT SHOULD BE FUCKING BANNED HERE, AND CERTAINLY SHOULDN'T BE ADVERTISING "AUTHENTIC CAJUN CRAWFISH". FUCK YOUR ROADS THAT RANDOMLY SWITCH SPEED LIMIT FROM 65 TO 35 TO 55 TO 45 BACK TO 65 THEN TO 30. FUCK YOU, THAT YOU APPARENTLY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF PUTTING LIGHTS ON ROADS SO YOU CAN SEE THE GODDAMN NAME OF THE CROSS STREETS ON THE SIGN AS YOU FLY BY AT 65 MPH IN THE FUCKING PITCH BLACK. FUCK YOU, WITH YOUR 47 FIRST BAPTIST CHURCHES. NO, I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BAPTISTS - I HAVE EVERYTHING AGAINST YOUR FUCKING INABILITY TO UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF ORDINALS. BY DEFINITION, ONLY ONE FUCKING THING CAN BE "FIRST". OH, BUT WE SPEAK FRENCH HERE, HEEE HEE HEE HAAAWWW HAAAWWW HAAAAWWW FUCK YOU NO YOU DON?T. I TOOK HIGH SCHOOL FRENCH, AND NOTHING IN MRS. THINGVOLD?S 2 YEARS OF FRANCAIS HELL EVER TAUGHT ME THAT "NACHITOCHES" IS PRONOUNCED "NACK-UH-TISH", YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE SWAMP FUCKS. FUCKING NEW ORLEANS CAN CLAIM TO BE FUCKING FRENCHIFIED, YOU CAN'T YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. THE CLOSEST YOU'VE COME TO FRENCH IS FUCKING FRENCH FRIES. FUCK THE FACT THAT EVERYONE SAYS "OH THIS PLACE ISN'T AS BAD AS YOU THINK" AND THEN PROCEEDS TO TELL YOU THAT IF YOU WANT TO DO ANYTHING OR GO ANYWHERE THAT ANY NORMAL PLACE WOULD BE MINUTES AWAY, YOU HAVE TO DRIVE TO FUCKING LAKE CHARLES. FUCK THE FACT THAT SHREVEPORT IS CONSIDERED CIVILIZATION. FUCK YOUR SUNDOWN AT 5 FUCKING THIRTY. FUCK THAT IT TAKES ME 30 MINUTES TO GET OFF THE GODDAMNED POST TO THEN DRIVE ANOTHER 20 MINUTES TO GO TO ANY OF THIS SHIT THAT I WOULDN'T HAVE WASTED 5 MINUTES GETTING TO IN HONOLULU. FUCK YOU.

NO SERIOUSLY, YOU DUMB, YOU REALLY REALLY DUMB, FOR REAL, FUCK YOU.



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OH, AND HOW COULD I FORGET
IT?S A FUCKING COUNTY. FUCK YOUR ?PARISH? SHIT. IT?S A FUCKING COUNTY. YOU ARE NOT FUCKING SPECIAL.
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gotta be in the Army stationed at Fort Polk which is in the middle of nowhere.


I don't live in central LA (i tryo to avoid it actually), but a couple things about his rant:
  • the Dollar Store gripe is legit.
  • the speed limits changing is abso-fucking-lutely true and a pain in the ass.
  • we're french just like Mexico is Spanish. yeah the languages have the same name, but they ain't identical by any means
  • Popeyes was founded in New Orleans by Al Copeland. It's the closest you'll find to "authentic" cajun food in a fast food environment.
  • i don't know anyone who considers Shreveport "civilized"
 
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BUCKYLE;2278714; said:
I'm confused about the 5:30 sunsets. I thought that was a seasonal thing. :lol:
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Sounds like the poor guy just got shipped from Hawaii to Fort Polk, I can understand entirely.

in 2003/2004 I went from Honolulu to Illesheim, Germany in late december. One week im snorkeling and golfing. The next I'm standing in 3 inches of asphalt flavored slushy and I dont see the sun more than one time in a whole damned week. Not to mention I was in Illesheim with roughly translates to english as "all we have is a brothel and a train station" I could easily see myself typing a rant similar to his back then.
 
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Interesting move by Lester:

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