Les Miles (grass eater)

[Nutriaitch]

You misspelled "roundest," literally the Violet Beauregarde of college football.

were going to need official height and waist measurements to determine most spherical between him and Weiss

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Wake me up when someone alleges scales were tipped on a raffle.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Wake me up when someone alleges scales were tipped on a raffle.

It takes a truly evil sonofabitch to do something as diabolical as that.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

It takes a truly evil sonofabitch to do something as diabolical as that.

Two words. Show. Cause.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Two words. Show. Cause.

Agreed. A raffle fixer should never be allowed around young people again.

probably should be kept a safe distance from schools and playgrounds too.

 

[Mike80]

Today i learned:
way too many of you know way too much about Oklahoma.

drove straight through that state without ever stopping (same trip i slept in Kansas).

don’t know why anyone, let alone half a tOSU board has been there.

Army training suh!!!!

 

[colobuck79]

One silly thing that I remember about Oklahoma in the 80's is that you couldn't buy cold beer. I think it was so you wouldn't drink it as you were driving home from the liquor store. As if I would do that.

 

[Nutriaitch]

Army training suh!!!!

in that case:

Thank you for your service, sir

 

[Trevi]

I thought that was Ann Arbor; however, Ann Arbor is probably the crotch of the US.......

More precisely i believe it’s the taint

 

[pnuts34]

Army base was his reason for being there, I believe.
He and another said that Lawton was the armpit of the US.

Being from the Tri-state originally, I was always taught that New Jersey was the armpit of America

 

[Nutriaitch]

One silly thing that I remember about Oklahoma in the 80's is that you couldn't buy cold beer. I think it was so you wouldn't drink it as you were driving home from the liquor store. As if I would do that.

pffft ... Louisiana has DRIVE THROUGH joints that sell cold beer, daiquiri, etc.

 

[muffler dragon]

Two words. Show. Cause.

Point of clarification: that's four words.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

don’t know why anyone, let alone half a tOSU board has been there.

Well, the military, especially the Army, loves to put bases/posts in really shitty locations. See Exhibit A, Fort Sill, OK (Lawton).

Now see Exhibit B, Fort Polk, LA (Leesville).

 

[muffler dragon]

Being from the Tri-state originally, I was always taught that New Jersey was the armpit of America

I've been told to distinguish north and south Jersey, because they're supposedly that different with a central Jersey running like a line across the state.
Ever since I heard that, my brain forgot the state even existed.

 

[LovelandBuckeye]

Louisiana has DRIVE THROUGH joints that sell cold beer,

Ohio has these as well...but the daiquiri with a straw wrapper on top is pure Louisiana.