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How about a plain old "No Tresspassing" sign. Isn't there a rule that if you post it and they come on to your property and get hurt you're not at fault? If so then I think razor wire would be in order.
 
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Just like Best Buckeye said,electric! They sell that nice white flat about an inch wide electric fence tape would be a shocking welcome!
I would not tolerate the little vermin at all,call john or jane law on them!
 
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BuckeyeMike80;1157027; said:
Big mean dogs or CLAYMORE MINES :evil:
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Make sure the claymores are pointed in the right direction. I'd suggest selecting a site more than 10 meters from the fence area. I would recommend against command detonated. Put the trip wire inside your property. You can't claim self defense if they've not breached your perimeter. You want to clear the field of fire of brush, trash cans, ladders, lawn mowers, patio furniture etc.
Be sure and get your body count ASAP as they try and pull their dead and wounded off the battle site to deny you any collateral PSYOPS material.

Prior to all this: Cut an oil drum in half, place beneath your commode for a week or two, occasionally covering fecal matter with lime. Pull drum out into yard, splash with a half gallon of diesel and set on fire, break out a box of c-rats, ice down a case of bom-de-bom and give me a call. Haven't been on a good ambush in damn near forty years.
 
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I agree - a stakeout is necessary. Put up a huge sign that says "Trespassers Will Be SHOT". Then sit in a good spot and wait. As soon as one of the little fuckers comes over the fence, light some firecrackers and throw them out on the lawn. Hope the little shits piss themselves.
 
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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1157233; said:
Wait a second..... you've got a machine that throws boobs at you?
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gregorylee;1157022; said:
fuck, so what the hell can I do?

Can I plant a shitload of prickly thorny bushes right underneath were they would land??

edit; Climbing rose bushes, then they get all in the fence, blood, blood everywhere!!!!! :evil:

would save me on stain...
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Barberries... probably cheaper.

Raspberries... hell you could probably plant those on the outside of the fence as well... I mean if now one comes out with the weedeater... and you could make some jelly, too.

All of the above?

A nice row of antique rose bushes would do the trick.
 
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