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scarletandgrey;1157180; said:
How about a plain old "No Tresspassing" sign. Isn't there a rule that if you post it and they come on to your property and get hurt you're not at fault? If so then I think razor wire would be in order.

no tresspassing signs are a joke. not only will the kids ignore them, but it does not remove any type of legal responsibility.

though this one has always amused me:

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cincibuck;1157190; said:
Make sure the claymores are pointed in the right direction. I'd suggest selecting a site more than 10 meters from the fence area. I would recommend against command detonated. Put the trip wire inside your property. You can't claim self defense if they've not breached your perimeter. You want to clear the field of fire of brush, trash cans, ladders, lawn mowers, patio furniture etc.
Be sure and get your body count ASAP as they try and pull their dead and wounded off the battle site to deny you any collateral PSYOPS material.

Prior to all this: Cut an oil drum in half, place beneath your commode for a week or two, occasionally covering fecal matter with lime. Pull drum out into yard, splash with a half gallon of diesel and set on fire, break out a box of c-rats, ice down a case of bom-de-bom and give me a call. Haven't been on a good ambush in damn near forty years.

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gregorylee;1157018; said:
anyone notice how I always have a shitload of these damn questions??

Anyway, a corner of my backyard is adjacent to a street, kids keep climbing my fence to get into our neighborhood (no dorect access from the development behind us. In climbing they keep breaking the tops off of the fence boards. Could I be sued for using a little well placed barbed wire?? I am getting pissed about restaining and replacing boards.


Two points:

1) To be totally legal you should make sure there is no "public access" on either side of your property. They have these in my neighborhood. You may own the land; but the public has a legal right to pass through (about a 6 foot right of way between neighbors, 3 feet into each neighbors property). Mine is for city access to a storm sewer opening and is identified in my abstract of the property. Others in my neighborhood are for access to public land along a creek running behind a dozen or so owner's properties.

2) How big is your fence? If it is a little "pussy" fence like this:

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You might need a bigger fence::biggrin:

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1) Cut all support posts at base with jagged edges

2) Prop up fence with lean-to poles

3) Set up video camera

4) Film little bastards climbing fence and fence falling over

5) Sue parents for cost of fence and labor.

6) Replace cut poles...or duct tape them. Either way is sufficient.

7) Buy beer with profit...add another spot to your ragged liver.
 
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