Lebron James (Los Angeles Lakers)

[BayBuck]

Breaking: LeBron James Leaning Toward Joining Al-Qaeda

MIAMI—After viewing its latest pitch highlighting all he could accomplish with its organization, NBA power forward LeBron James confirmed Tuesday that he is currently leaning toward joining the militant Islamic group Al-Qaeda. “I’ve been doing my due diligence, and right now I’m really interested in [Al-Qaeda leader] Ayman al-Zawahiri’s vision and what he has already built over there,” said James, adding that while he has also considered offers from terrorist organizations such as Boko Haram and the Taliban, he believes heading to Al-Qaeda remains his best opportunity to defeat the West in the immediate future...

http://www.theonion.com/articles/breaking-lebron-james-leaning-toward-joining-alqae,36417/

 

[Bucky32]

I think Germany made a pretty good pitch for LeBron yesterday.

 

[Bucklion]

I think Germany made a pretty good pitch for LeBron yesterday.

Either that, or Brazil will pitch bringing him in along with Messi, Rodriguez, Mueller, Ronaldo, Howard, Miguel Cabrera, Sidney Crosby, Jesus Christ, and the Easter Bunny. After all, Brazil is a former champion that is pretty mediocre with one superstar right now...just like the Heat were.

 

[Bucky32]

Either that, or Brazil will pitch bringing him in along with Messi, Rodriguez, Mueller, Ronaldo, Howard, Miguel Cabrera, Sidney Crosby, Jesus Christ, and the Easter Bunny. After all, Brazil is a former champion that is pretty mediocre with one superstar right now...just like the Heat were.

The Netherlands might also be attractive, for a different reason.

 

[3074326]

Lots of smoke about Cleveland being the destination today. I won't believe it til I see it, but it looks like it might happen. Would be crazy.

 

[Mike80]

it's all media hype. After he meets with Riley it'll switch to everything points to him staying in Cryami. Sports Mediots are predictable and lazy.

 

[Mac]

First Dominoe....Jarrett Jack trade with Boston and Nets rumored to be done deal

 

[buckeyesin07]

First Dominoe....Jarrett Jack trade with Boston and Nets rumored to be done deal

Rumored where?

EDIT: Forget it--I found it myself. http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1...eaded-brooklyn-nets-boston-celtics-part-trade

 

[Bucky32]

Rumored where?

EDIT: Forget it--I found it myself. http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1...eaded-brooklyn-nets-boston-celtics-part-trade

From the comments section: "How do we know that Lebron doesn't secretly want to play with his idol Tyler Zeller in Celtics green for the mid level exception?"

 

[Piney]

All I know is if LeBron doesn't come back... he just fucked the Cavs. Cuz they don't make this move unless he is coming home.

 

[Bucklion]

All I know is if LeBron doesn't come back... he just fucked the Cavs. Cuz they don't make this move unless he is coming home.

The strangeness of the NBA...where you trade 3 players and a first rounder for...nothing in return.

 

[Mac]

Cavs pursuing Ray Allen

 

[OleOleOleOle]

Just have to ask, what the hell do we do if Lebron stays in Miami after we just traded Zeller, Jack, and Karasev along with a first rounder and have 21.7 million to spend?

 

[Jaxbuck]

Just have to ask, what the hell do we do if Lebron stays in Miami after we just traded Zeller, Jack, and Karasev along with a first rounder and have 21.7 million to spend?

Free Taco Bell for fans everytime they score more than 50 points?

 

[Mike80]

Just have to ask, what the hell do we do if Lebron stays in Miami after we just traded Zeller, Jack, and Karasev along with a first rounder and have 21.7 million to spend?

'We' won't be doing anything, OSUBuckNut10, the Cavs, on the other hand, will be screwed.