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Lebron James (Los Angeles Lakers)

I think asking the Cavs to win this game is too much. However, my biggest hope would be for it to be a one possession game, or tied, at the end, with the Heat with the ball, and watch LeBevis...pass it to someone else for the final shot. I wouldn't even care if it went in, it would be all I ever wanted to see if it ends up with Eddie House or RuPaul taking the final shot...In Cleveland...after LeBevis pussed out.
 
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Indians' Albert Belle has advice for LeBron James

In his return trip to Cleveland, Miami Heat forward and former Cavaliers franchise player LeBron James may be lacking common sense and grace, but there's one thing he has in abundance: advice.

First, it was infamous anti-hero Reggie Miller chiming in Tuesday night, telling James to embrace the hate.

Next up to offer unsolicited advice that James will surely ignore is former Cleveland Indians slugger Albert Belle, who faced a similar predicament when he took the money and ran to the rival Chicago White Sox in 1997.

The Cleveland Plain Dealer reports that Belle advises James to take the high road on Thursday night, when the Heat make their first appearance in Quicken Loans Arena.

http://www.cbssports.com/mcc/blogs/entry/22748484/26170735

i remember all the fake money at Jacobs field
 
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This is from a 2006 ESPN magazine interview with King Asshole.

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This ends in one of four ways.


1. He doesn't play. Has a "Tweak" somewhere and its the Bosh/Wade show.

2. He plays but doesn't play well. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-15 points.

3. He plays and EXPLODES. Scores 40+ points and flicks off the crowd while grabbing his crotch at the end of the game.

4. The crowd is worked up into such a lather then throw shit on the floor and the game is stopped MULTIPLE times. It looks like a WCW match (circa 1998). Tennis Balls, beer bottles, wet toilet paper, old jersey, posters, garbage...anything hilarious.
 
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BigWoof31;1825320; said:
4. The crowd is worked up into such a lather then throw shit on the floor and the game is stopped MULTIPLE times. It looks like a WCW match (circa 1998). Tennis Balls, beer bottles, wet toilet paper, old jersey, posters, garbage...anything hilarious.

I'll order the #4 please.

I'd also be happy to see him going for a breakaway dunk only to get blasted in the face out of nowhere by a piss balloon and end up flat on his back.

Also, I think they should give away free laser pointers.
 
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BigWoof31;1825320; said:
This ends in one of four ways.


1. He doesn't play. Has a "Tweak" somewhere and its the Bosh/Wade show.

2. He plays but doesn't play well. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 10-15 points.

3. He plays and EXPLODES. Scores 40+ points and flicks off the crowd while grabbing his crotch at the end of the game.

4. The crowd is worked up into such a lather then throw shit on the floor and the game is stopped MULTIPLE times. It looks like a WCW match (circa 1998). Tennis Balls, beer bottles, wet toilet paper, old jersey, posters, garbage...anything hilarious.


Little farther back but

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNj0jEBj8KI"]YouTube - WCW fans throw garbage(yet again)[/ame]
 
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