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Lawyers, Doctors, Chiropractors and other scum of the earth

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Buckeyeskickbuttocks;1090419; said:
I called her 17 times because I'm sure I left my underwear in your closet.

Seriously, though... glad she's OK. It's the citation that did it, obviously. I know for a fact some Plaintiff firms employ people to look over the police reports for accidents. I suspect chiropractors do too, and so on. Personally, I am opposed to soliciting business in such a manner. If you need counsel, you'll call. If you're hurt, you'll call. Nothing I can do about it.
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it's the freedom of information act... police citations and reports are info in the public domain. i got a speeding ticket a couple of weeks ago on my way into NYC (well actually two inside ten minutes, but that's a different story...) and i've received two or three letters a day from lawyers basically telling me that they can help me get out of paying the fines (a couple hundred bucks). at first it was like, "man... i've been exposed!" (maybe like getting my picture posted here on BP:biggrin: ), then it was just kinda amusing.
 
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Lionel Hutz, attorney-at-law. What's that, a broken neck? Great!
 
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Flipping the script

MAN, I'm glad she's ok. It's amazing how people will just do anything without serious thought to their own integrity. BUT...this brings up an interesting opportunity. Let's just say I work in the medical field and I'm in the operating room all the time. What would really suprise some people is the fact that the AMAZING surgeon you have working on you every time you go to the operating room, isn't actually operating on you for more than a few minutes until his "little buddies" take over. Now, of course, if there is a major procedure that needs to be done then he/she's all over it, but its something minor, he may not touch you at all. Not a big deal you say...as long as everything's ok...but the problem is you are charged on average 16K just for walking through the OR doors, not to mention the other costs of the "gas" as well as the many docs etc in the room.....long story long... if we could have "RUNNERS" to see if any one important, i.e., worthy of the money that you had to pay were involved ...then maybe we could ask for some money back....???:)
 
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tbonesizzle;1090476; said:
MAN, I'm glad she's ok. It's amazing how people will just do anything without serious thought to their own integrity. BUT...this brings up an interesting opportunity. Let's just say I work in the medical field and I'm in the operating room all the time. What would really suprise some people is the fact that the AMAZING surgeon you have working on you every time you go to the operating room, isn't actually operating on you for more than a few minutes until his "little buddies" take over. Now, of course, if there is a major procedure that needs to be done then he/she's all over it, but its something minor, he may not touch you at all. Not a big deal you say...as long as everything's ok...but the problem is you are charged on average 16K just for walking through the OR doors, not to mention the other costs of the "gas" as well as the many docs etc in the room.....long story long... if we could have "RUNNERS" to see if any one important, i.e., worthy of the money that you had to pay were involved ...then maybe we could ask for some money back....???:)
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Such liberal usage of the ellipsis...reminds me of someone...can't put my finger on it...

:wink: :p
 
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Just got home and checked the mail box. Fucking wonderful.

Michael D. Christensen, atty
Anthony N. Gurvis, atty
Haywood Law Offices
King Law Offices - "We take your personal injury....personal" - maybe you should take it "personally" asshole
Kevin Kurgis - apparently, he doesn't get paid unless you get paid. Who knew?
Buckeye Collision and Glass
Fine Line Auto Body

Phone calls - most numbers were restricted - shocking, they don't want people calling them, but they just love to call and harass you.
AaPrecise Collision Repair

Damn, every other number is restricted or unlisted. Bunch of scumbag cocksuckers.
 
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Bucky Katt;1090525; said:
Just got home and checked the mail box. Fucking wonderful.

Michael D. Christensen, atty
Anthony N. Gurvis, atty
Haywood Law Offices
King Law Offices - "We take your personal injury....personal" - maybe you should take it "personally" asshole
Kevin Kurgis - apparently, he doesn't get paid unless you get paid. Who knew?
Buckeye Collision and Glass
Fine Line Auto Body

Phone calls - most numbers were restricted - shocking, they don't want people calling them, but they just love to call and harass you.
AaPrecise Collision Repair

Damn, every other number is restricted or unlisted. Bunch of scumbag cocksuckers.
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I wonder if any of those numbers could be considered illegals calls if you are registered on the "Do Not Call" list. They are, after all, bound to call again. :wink2:
 
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Bucky Katt;1090525; said:
Just got home and checked the mail box. Fucking wonderful.

Michael D. Christensen, atty
Anthony N. Gurvis, atty
Haywood Law Offices
King Law Offices - "We take your personal injury....personal" - maybe you should take it "personally" asshole
Kevin Kurgis - apparently, he doesn't get paid unless you get paid. Who knew?
Buckeye Collision and Glass
Fine Line Auto Body

Phone calls - most numbers were restricted - shocking, they don't want people calling them, but they just love to call and harass you.
AaPrecise Collision Repair

Damn, every other number is restricted or unlisted. Bunch of scumbag cocksuckers.
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Sue them for harrassment.
 
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Bucky Katt;1090430; said:
I'll buy that. :lol:
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Is the underwear for sale? Can we have an auction?

And I'm only interested because I heard that bkb is Peach. :tongue2:


p.s. I'm not a total creep, I'm glad Mrs. Katt is OK, and will soon be a wealthy plaintiff.
 
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Bucky Katt;1090401; said:
So the esteemed Mrs. Katt was involved in a minor accident last Thursday, with the other driver being cited for causing said accident. 100% clear who was at fault. No injuries to either party, but some damage to both vehicles.

My wife received 17 phone calls at work yesterday offering legal an/or medical services to her. Seventeen. One chiropractor's office was offering a free consultation AND a $100 gift basket if she were to come in for an examination. Several of them mentioned to her that they wanted to make sure she got what she was "entitled" to. Glad to report that she told them all off.

Ridiculous. These scum-sucking bastards will do anything to get a case. And people wonder why insurance rates are so high and the legal system is so bogged down.

Unbelievable. :pissed:
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Katt - seriously. That is wack! Have you no Disciplinary Counsel's office on solicitation watch up in your neck of the rednecks?

Man, I'd lose my license in a heartbeat if I did that here in stupid South Louisiana.:tongue2:
 
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