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Place a somewhat poorly hidden mannequin holding binoculars to its face in one of your windows facing his house.

Wait until you are certain that he has noticed the shadowy figure in the window.

You and you wife then go outside and stand around for a while, while he looks at you, at the window, at you again, and then starts to sweat.:biggrin:
 
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Good thought....

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The point of the bold in the other post was that the US Marshals do witness protection, not the secret service.

From the same tirade...

"You wanna see where I got shot?!?!"

I just wanted to say "OH FUCK!!! I live next door to 50 cent!!"
 
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Sounds like you live next to a scUMer...

Just tell him you don't talk to scUm fans...

I'd play it up, and mess with him. Tell him you have photos (don't bother to tell him what the photos are of)... whenever he comes home ask him if he enjoyed his time out... give him weird looks as often as possible... etc., etc.

The nut job isn't going to change, you might as well play it up and have fun with the wacko...
 
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gregorylee;1124202; said:
Say you have a problem neighbor, next door neighbor. Who, is under the paranoid misconception that you and your wife are conspiring with his soon to be ex wife against him.

He is beyond a shadow of a doubt convinced that you, and or your wife are keeping tabs on
A. when he comes and goes
B. Who comes and goes to his house.
C. calling the cops on his teenage daughter when he is not there

He has,

A. Cursed me out in the middle of the street while I am taking the trash to the curb.
B. Come to my door and offered to have his sister come and take care of my wife
C. Come to the door and acused my wife and I of all of the above.

We live in close enough proximity that a restraining order I doubt would be much good (about 15 yds from the prop line to his front door). What the fuck can I do, it's almost imposible not to run into him. That said I shouldn't have to deal with that shit just because I am in front of my own house.

Today he cursed me out for calling the cops on his kids, last night the cops did come. I didn't call them, the lady down the street did, on my kids too. One or more of the kids in the neighborhood got in her flower beds or somethings so she called the cops on all of them, my kids as well. I should have known when the cop came to my door that I would have to hear about it the next day...

May I suggest hitting him in the head with the claw end of a hammer. Should shut him up.
 
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