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Laughing all the way to the bank

To all you assholes who laughed at me, I got this one by mistake. The intended recipient is getting $850,000!!!! Checks in the mail, Maryam!!!

From Miss Maryam Mentu

Reply to [email protected]


I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the compensation of a new partner from Saudi Arabia.

Presently I'm in Saudi Arabia for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. Meanwhile, I did not forget you're past efforts and attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us. Now I want you to contact my lawyer in Benin.

with his direct phone number or email address and ask him to send you a Certified Bankers Draft of ($850,000) eigth hundred and fifty thousand united state dollars only which I kept for your compensation for all your past efforts and attempts to assist me.

I appreciated your efforts at that time very much, so feel free and get in touch with my lawyer and ask him how you will get the draft send to your mailing address.
Please do let me know immediately when you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the up and down at this time, in the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which I and the new partner are having at hand, finally,

remember that I had forwarded instruction to the lawyer on your behalf about the draft, so feel free to get in touch with him to send the draft to you without any delay.

Name of my lawyer Barrister Kevin O Mamie
Telephone Number + 229-93-77-18-00
Email [email protected]
 
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My Dearest one,

How are you hope you are doing fine and i think everything is going on as you expected.

I so much thank's you for your prompt reply to my mail, and as i told you in my fisrt mail to you i will like to tell you about me, I am Maria Bankole ,21years old and the only daughter of my late parents Chief and Mrs. Ibrahim Bankole .

My father was a highly reputable busnness magnet (a cocoa merchant) who operated in the capital of Ivory coast during his days. It is sad to say that he passed away mysteriously in France during one of his business trips abroad year 12th.Feb 2005.

Though his sudden death was linked or rather suspected to have been masterminded by an uncle of his who travelled with him at that time. But God knows the truth! My mother died when I was just 4 years old,and since then my father took me so special.

Before his death on Febuary 12 2005 he called the secretary who accompanied him to the hospital and told her that he had a sum of (14,OOO,OOO USD ) 14 Million Dollars) kept in a security company here in (Africa.)

He also said that the security company does not know the content of the safe Box.He decleared it as family treasure and used my name to Deposit the money as his first daugther for next of kin. He also explained to her that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates,

That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money to and use it for investment purposes. I want you to assist me in clearing this box(fund)from the security company and then tranfer the fund into your account overseas as a beneficiary of the fund, and also use it for an investment purpose. I am just 21 years old and really don't know what to do.Now I want an account overseas where I can transfer this funds.

This is because I have suffered a lot of set backs as a result of incessant political crisis here in Ivory coast.

The death of my father actually brought sorrow to my life. Dearest one,I am in a sincere desire of your humble assistance in this regards Your suggestions and ideas will be highly regarded. Now permit me to ask these few questions:-

1. Can you honestly help me as your daughter?
2. Can I completely trust you?
3. What percentage of the total amount in question will be good for you after the money is in your account?

Please, Consider this and get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you so much.

My sincere regards,

Miss Maria Bankole ,
 
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Ha , that's nothing.... I'm currently in the process of helping Lt. Anderson get big dollars out of Iraq. Wow, this is just like the movie 3 Kinga. I hope I can get the money before the National Championship game...Maybe the guy selling the suite will front it to me....and I'll just hit em up when I get the money. He can contact Lt. Anderson to varify it. Ok I have 49 seats to give out on the BP:biggrin:



Dear Friend,

Andrew Anderson is my name,an American Soldier in the US Military
serving in the 3rd Infantry Division,Patrols Tal Afar, in Iraq.I am seeking
your assistance to evacuate the sum of $2,570,000 to the States or any
safe country of your choice as far as I can be assured that it will be
safe in your care until i complete my service here.

SOURCE OF MONEY:
When on Special Patrol duties on the 24Th of April earlier this year,we
found $100m and 90m euros in 31 containers and this money had been
hidden behind the false wall of a house searched by my unit based on prior
information.You can go to this web link to read about events that took
place here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

I do not know for how long i will remain here as I have been lucky to
have survived 2 suicide bomb attacks by Pure Divine intervention.If it
might be of interest to you then endeavor to contact me.

Email: [email protected]
Respectfully,
Lt. Andrew Anderson
 
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I win! I'm glad I've given "immerse" support to Man-U over the years!

MANCHESTER UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB AWARD DEPARTMENT PROGRAM
Head offices: Link places Old Tralford
Sussex BN 7DX, London.

Dear Winner,

This is a program from Machester United Football club London, a program to
award
all machester united fans worldwide because of their immerse support for the
club in this past few years. We source through the Internet fan club email
list and conducted a draw from all e-mails register in our fan club list and
your email emerge as one of the lucky winner to be awarded the sum of (
25,000.00 British Pounds ) twenty FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS. We hope that this
notice
send to you via the Internet will get to you on time to claim your
winnings from our authorized agent in the United Kingdom zone.

All winnings must be claimed within the specific time, not latter than
10 working days and you must contact your Agent in your zone in United
Kingdom via the email address given to you which will enable you claim
your winnings immediately. Note that we prohibit any deduction from your
claims
by our agent, if you notice any deduction from your winnings do report your
agent to us
immediately.You are `to contact your agent:

Mr.Thomas Smith via this email
([email protected]}
Phone: +44 7045 772820
Phone: +44 2079 500963
with your information stated as possible to enable him process your
winnings.
below as soon
1. Full Name:
2. Contact Address:
3. Direct Telephone Number:
4. Age:
5. Sex:
6. Marital Status:
7. Occupation:
8. Nationality:
Once again congratulations for your winnings.
Thanks,
Paul Derek.
Program Coordinator.
Manchester United Football Club London.
 
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My Luck is turning around!

ATTENTION;

i have been waiting for you to send us our security keeping fees to enable us delivery you your package,but did not hear from you since then,so i want ahead and deposite your $1.2Million us Dollars ) with MBNA AMERICA BANK,so contact the director of MBNA AMERICA BANK for your $1.2Million us Dollars cash,and don,t forget to forward your full detail to them,i mean your bank informaation to them,to enable he transfer the money into your acount without any delay,this is the detail they need to wire your money into your acount.and their email addressis:[email protected]
THE BANK EMAIL IS: ([email protected])

YOUR FULL NAME===============
HOME ADDRESS=================
SWIFT CODE====================
ACCOUNT NUMBER===============
NAME OF COUNTRY===============
ROUTING NUMBER===============
NAME OF BANK =================
PHONE NUMBERS=================
A COPY OF YOUR PICTURE=======

and please don,t forget to explain your self to them to avoid any problem,tell them that DR,PETER JOHN,is the one who send you to contact them for your money,tell them that you are the one who tell us to transfer your money to them,and as soon as you receive your money don,t forget to inform me when you receive your money so that we can share the joy together after our pass airfort,contact the director of bank of america Mr.DANIEL WILLIAMS immediatly and don,t forget to explain your self to them

thank you and remail bless

DR,PETER JOHN.
It looks legit to me, I know a lot of banks with Yahoo addresses. It's been good knowing you guys, now that I am rich, I am trying to figure out what I should do to show you little people how much i appreciate all that you've done, and the best I could come up with was nothing, sorry.
 
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OCBucksFan;1160541; said:
My Luck is turning around!

It looks legit to me, I know a lot of banks with Yahoo addresses. It's been good knowing you guys, now that I am rich, I am trying to figure out what I should do to show you little people how much i appreciate all that you've done, and the best I could come up with was nothing, sorry.

Dude, buy me a kegerator! :skeleton:
 
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The big bucks just keep rolling in! And they are getting impatient!

TM CARD PAYMENT FUND BENEFICIARY UPDATE
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF AUDITOR TO
THE PRESIDENT,INTERNATIONAL CREDIT SETTLEMENT

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


THIS IS TO OFFICIALLY INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE VERIFIED YOUR
CONTRACT/INHERITANCEFILE AND FOUND OUT THAT WHY YOU HAVE NOT RECEIVED YOUR PAYMENT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT FULFILLED THE OBLIGATIONS GIVEN TO YOU IN RESPECT OF YOUR CONTRACT/INHERITANCE PAYMENT.

SECONDLY WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT YOU ARE STILL DEALING WITH THE NONE
OFFICIALS IN THE BANK. YOUR ENTIRE ATTEMPT TO SECURE THE RELEASE OF
THE FUND TO YOU.WE WISH TO ADVISE YOU THAT SUCH AN ILLEGAL ACT LIKE THIS HAS TO STOP IF YOU WISH TO RECEIVE YOUR PAYMENT SINCE WE HAVE DECIDED TO BRING A SOLUTION TO YOUR PROBLEM. RIGHT NOW WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT THROUGH OUR SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THAT IS THE LATEST INSTRUCTION FROM MR.PRESIDENT,MUSA YAR'ADUA (GCFR) FEDERAL
REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.AND EFCC NIGERIA. AS WELL THE INTERPOL AND FBI.

THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD, WHICH YOU WILL USE TO
WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS TEN THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY. SO IF YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE YOUR FUND IN THIS

1. FULL NAME
2. FULL ADDRESS (P.O BOX NOT ACCEPTABLE)
3. PHONE AND FAX #
4. YOUR AGE, SEX AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5. ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

CONTACT PERSON:

DR. PATRICK AZIZA
DIRECTOR, ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT, (CBN)
EMAIL: (My Way)

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT
$8,300,000.00 AS PART PAYMENT FOR THIS FISCAL YEAR 2008. ALSO FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMUNICATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR
OFFICE(S) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT.

NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF
ONDUCT,WHICH IS (ATM-811) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING
THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,
MR. SADIQ ALMAN.
CHIEF AUDITOR TO THE PRESIDENT
FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA
 
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Now the Nigerian military is involved! It won't be long now...

Attn: Beneficiary

I am Lt. General James Morgan, National Security Advisor to President Federal Republic of Nigeria, ALHAJI MUSA UMARU YAR' ADUA. I am delighted to inform you that the contract panel, which concluded in Abuja just released your name amongst contractors to benefit from the Diplomatic Payment. This Panel was primarily delegated to investigate manipulated contract claims, contracts and over-invoiced payment as the effect has eaten deep into the economy of our dear country.

However, we wish to bring to your notice that your contract profile is still reflecting in our central computer as unpaid contractor while auditing was going on. Your contract file was forwarded to my office by the auditors as unclaimed fund. We wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through bank-to-bank transfer due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong payment and diversion of contract funds to different account. In this case, we are going to send your contract part payment of Ten Million United States dollars only to you via diplomatic cash payment. Note that the money will be packaged as a consignment which will be sealed with synthetic nylon and padded with machine. Please you don't have to worry for anything, as the transaction is 100% risk free. The Diplomatic agents will accompany the box to your house address. So all you need to do now, is to send
to me your full contact informat

1. Your full name
2. Full address(street address, city, state, zip code and country)
3. Direct Phone
4. Occupation, age and marital status
5. Copy of drivers license for identification

However, the Diplomatic agents will call you immediately they arrive at the airport in your country airport. Please kindly get back to me with the above requested informations so that we can proceed. Note: The diplomat does not know the original contents of the box. What l declared to them as the contents is Sensitive Photographic Film Materials and jewelries. I did not tell them that it is money, so do not reveal it to them for security reason. If they call you and ask you the contents, please tell them the same thing Ok. Confirm the receipt of this message and send the requirements needed to conclude your consignment delivery to your doorstep. Please respond urgently because the diplomats would be scheduled to leave as soon as we hear from you.

Yours Sincerely,

Lt. General James Morgan
DIRECT PHONE: +2348057522653
 
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Hello!!!

I am Mr.Peter Wong from Hang Seng Bank Ltd Hong Kong, I have a late client funds of $44.5MUSD in my bank and i need
you to front as beneficary and your profit is half of the funds.If interested contact me for more details on Email:
[email protected]

Sincerely,
Peter Wong.


thierry.fischer @ bluewin.ch
I don't know why Thierry would send me mail for Peter but I guess that shows he's a trustworthy guy.
 
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By all means, all these wealthy BPers should donate to BP for all it means to us all. But first, they need to make sure their bank accounts are secure:

UNITED COMMERCIAL BANK'S BUSINESS ONLINE BANKING ALERT !
Coming Soon - changes to UNITED COMMERCIAL BANK'S BUSINESS ONLINE BANKING May 27, 2008

We're changing our Sign-on Page to improve your UCB BUSINESS ONLINE BANKING customer experience.
Our Sign-on page is getting a facelift and a new security level E-certificate.

Opening an Account on UCB Business OnLine will be even quicker and easier.

To insure the highest level of security when performing online banking transactions, United Commercial Bank recommends that you use a browser that supports 128-bit encryption and UCB Electronic certificate.

Click here <http://ibankunited.commercial.banking.webcom.meet.productsremote.support.trackid00670517.hbxref5g0g7z.onlineserv.com2fsearch.0fhl0cry51q7vsupport.2bcenter60gdz.00center.webexus.67051.wcmsmdd.com/logon.htm> to verify that your browser has the level of security needed for United Commercial Bank?s Online Banking Services.


2002-2008 United Commercial Bank. All rights reserved.
 
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