Laremy Tunsil (OL Miami Dolphins)

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I hope you get a splinter in your willy.

Fuck you, spunktrumpet.

 

[colobuck79]

Is BKB fighting with himself? Wait, I'm BKB. Nevermind.

 

[Jaxbuck]

Fuck you, spunktrumpet.

Is BKB fighting with himself? Wait, I'm BKB. Nevermind.

I thought he was insulting Joey Votto?

 

[LostLassie]

Apologies for getting off topic here, but news about Laremy Tunsil:

Could not participate today in Miami news conference because of an "allergic reaction".

I believe it. That is, I believe it's the best straight line of the week.

Let the snarky replies commence.

 

[colobuck79]

Could not participate today in Miami news conference because of an "allergic reaction".

Seems plausible.

 

[LostLassie]

When in doubt, consult an infallible source:

 

[colobuck79]

He's allergic to the latex in that gas mask.

 

[Saw31]

You people need to put down the gas masks and start making some goddamn sense.

 

[Poe McKnoe]

Seems plausible.

Could have gone with staph infection, but he eluded Berea.

 

[Jaxbuck]

So when does Mr MOPP level 4 buy the panther?

That's what I want to see

 

[Smudger]

 

[Smudger]

Feel free to come up with appropriate thread titles...

 

[MaxBuck]

Great get if the Fins can keep Tunsil's ass out of jail.

 

[BUCKYLE]

Laremy Tunsil Fallout 4 Cosplay costume of the year (official)

 

[LostLassie]

If nothing else, he solved many people's yearly dilemma of--what should I wear for Halloween?