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Lane Kiffin (HC Ole/Young Miss & Twitter Troll King)

What Street Name Will Knoxville Give in Honor of Lane Kiffin's Hiring?

  • Lane Kiffin Lane

    Votes: 17 20.0%
  • Lane Kiffin Street

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Lane Kiffin Boulevard

    Votes: 2 2.4%
  • Lane Kiffin Circle

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Lane Kiffin Avenue

    Votes: 1 1.2%
  • Kiffin Lane

    Votes: 24 28.2%
  • Other

    Votes: 7 8.2%
  • I don't know, but I'd shag his wife

    Votes: 33 38.8%

  • Total voters
    85
Since he is moving to Florida, do we start calling him Joey Saltwater?
Funny you mention this. One of the owners of my company is season ticket holder for FAU football (born and raised down here) and said he was going to get a jersey with Kiffin on it. I told him to get a 69 jersey and put Freshwater on it, then told him the details of why. I think he may actually do it.

Isn't FAU the school that Miami fans call thugs?
No, that is FIU.
 
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Epic. Good guy to work for? Sounds like a fun guy.
Yeah, he is a good guy. When he cleaned his closets out a couple years ago, he gave my son some never worn NBA authentic vintage jerseys (i.e. Celtics: Bird). Plays a decent round of golf as well.

Back on FAU, he has a helmet signed by Howard Schnellenberger from when he coached here on his memorabilia shelves in his office. he is a sports nut.
 
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Yeah, he is a good guy. When he cleaned his closets out a couple years ago, he gave my son some never worn NBA authentic vintage jerseys (i.e. Celtics: Bird). Plays a decent round of golf as well.

Back on FAU, he has a helmet signed by Howard Schnellenberger from when he coached here on his memorabilia shelves in his office. he is a sports nut.

But does he have a Strass-man card?

Always good to work with someone who is cool. Been around way too many nobs. They make the day way longer than it needs to be.
 
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Serious question: when you're talking to your wife about some argument you had, do you now routinely say, "There are no arguments. Those are called ass-chewings"?

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The Owls signed Kiffin to a five-year, $4.75 million contract Tuesday that will pay the coach $950,000 annually. Among other bonuses, he can earn additional money for coaching awards ($7,500 for winning conference coach of the year), academic benchmarks ($25,000 for a team GPA of 3.0 or higher) or on-field performance ($300,000 for winning the national championship :slappy:).

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fau-owls/fl-fau-football-kiffin-1214-20161213-story.html

Still he took a pay cut.
 
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The Owls signed Kiffin to a five-year, $4.75 million contract Tuesday that will pay the coach $950,000 annually. Among other bonuses, he can earn additional money for coaching awards ($7,500 for winning conference coach of the year), academic benchmarks ($25,000 for a team GPA of 3.0 or higher) or on-field performance ($300,000 for winning the national championship :slappy:).

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/sports/fau-owls/fl-fau-football-kiffin-1214-20161213-story.html

Still he took a pay cut.

Single rich dude in South Florida (especially Boca)? He just got a huge f'ing pay raise coming from Tuscaloosa in the Freshwater category. Cougars or Kittens, he now has real options.
 
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Recruiting in Florida will be interesting with Strong, Kiffin, Fisher, Mac and Richt...all current/former coaches at big name schools and fair to say they all are pretty damn good recruiters(maybe aside from Mac)
I think you forgot ol Butch Davis at FIU as well.... Only so many recruits to go around and then you still have OOS schools to contend with as well. My Miami fan buddy is trying to act confident, but if Richt had a rough time keeping GA kids in state while at UGA, this job will be every bit as tough. Jimbo has staked a large flag in SoFL
 
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I think you forgot ol Butch Davis at FIU as well.... Only so many recruits to go around and then you still have OOS schools to contend with as well. My Miami fan buddy is trying to act confident, but if Richt had a rough time keeping GA kids in state while at UGA, this job will be every bit as tough. Jimbo has staked a large flag in SoFL

Just hoping we can continue our picks from STA, we've had some luck with Aquinas guys. Going to be a dog fight recruiting that state.
 
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Just hoping we can continue our picks from STA, we've had some luck with Aquinas guys. Going to be a dog fight recruiting that state.
Cris Carter should still help with STA, I also think that OSU has made good enough inroads, where we'll be in the thick of almost any kid down there that we go after due to the Bosa's, Arnette, Grimes
 
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First recruit is a juco that was kicked out of FSU for hitting a woman. Does he know how difficult it is to get kicked out of FSU?!
Then goes and hires an OC with ties to a multiple rape scandal.
Freshwater really showing he's the same old guy with no moral compass and can't manage without a hardass keeping him in line.
I imagine this will be his last coaching gig. Can only go down in flames.
 
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First recruit is a juco that was kicked out of FSU for hitting a woman. Does he know how difficult it is to get kicked out of FSU?!
Then goes and hires an OC with ties to a multiple rape scandal.
Freshwater really showing he's the same old guy with no moral compass and can't manage without a hardass keeping him in line.
I imagine this will be his last coaching gig. Can only go down in flames.
:popcorn:
 
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