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I read alot of his books when I was younger. Good stuff. He was also good with Rodney in "Back to School"


: Whoever *did* write this doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut!
[cut to Thornton's dorm suite]
Thornton Melon: [on the phone] ... and *another* thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the cheque!
[Kurt tells him off]
Thornton Melon: Fuck me? Hey, Kurt, can you read lips, *fuck you*! Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum!
[hangs up]
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He'll forever be my wife's hero... in an era when every female character was described by her measurements... 36 - 32 - 34... he wrote Breakfast of Champions and introduced every male character by his penis measurements.
 
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Diane: Whoever *did* write this doesn't know the first thing about Kurt Vonnegut!
[cut to Thornton's dorm suite]
Thornton Melon: [on the phone] ... and *another* thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the cheque!
[Kurt tells him off]
Thornton Melon: Fuck me? Hey, Kurt, can you read lips, *fuck you*! Next time I'll call Robert Ludlum!
[hangs up]

As soon as I saw the thread title, I went looking for this quote :)
 
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This is an asshole.

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Vonnegutt and Twain lived long lives, but Dylan Thomas was dead in his thirties, Fitzgerald drank himself away in his fifties. Hemingway wasn't much over 60. I don't care how long Faulkner lived, it was too long.

Chris Buckley was on the Lehrer News Hour tonight and pointed out that Slaughter House 5 was on it's 94th printing. A bit more than "didly squat," to use another Vonneguttism.
 
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