Knives, Machetes, and a Pit Bull... Oh My!!!

[osugrad21]

Ok I'm dressed...

 

[AKAK]

Okay Mili... Here we come:

 

[RugbyBuck]

Hysterical. I'll bring the paint chips!

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Best watch out when you beachhead on Waikiki, beyatches...I got a whole bunch of Koa Warriors with flamin' tiki torches waiting for yer ass...

 

[RugbyBuck]

Also, make sure Ashland knows about this. We could use that scalawag, haar.

 

[BuckNutty]

Best watch out when you beachhead on Waikiki, beyatches...I got a whole bunch of Koa Warriors with flamin' tiki torches waiting for yer ass...

Tell it to Tango...

 

[AKAK]

Best watch out when you beachhead on Waikiki, beyatches...I got a whole bunch of Koa Warriors with flamin' tiki torches waiting for yer ass...

My Mandingo Mercenaries will make quick work of them.

 

[FKAGobucks877]

Alright, what does a guy have to do to get an invite to join this mob? I got beer..

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

"Run away! run away!"

 

[AKAK]

I see the outcome already

 

[RugbyBuck]

Courage, men. Polynesian poonanny for the victors! [cue "Hail to the Victors"] Hey, Dumbass, this isn't a drag show, turn that bull shit off. Apology from sound crew. [cue "Buckeye Battle Cry" followed by "Across the Field"]

 

[BrutuStrength]

Mili, if this photo is representative of the warriors you referenced, then I don't think it's only the tiki torches that are "flamin'."

 

[methomps]

Mob leader, what if I already lit my torch?

 

[RugbyBuck]

This is more like it, Mili.

Hey, what are those white guys doing in there?

 

[BuckBackHome]

Mods,

Please give little green jewels to all the smartasses in this thread. This is the best thread this board has had in a while.