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Kite-Surfer gets McNeiled during Tropical Storm

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heres a little heads up for all you youngsters out there. if at any time you or your friends come up with a zanny scheme to try something "fun". if at any point in the planning stages someone says, "hey, lets record it and put it on youtube". this is lifes way of warning you what you are doing is dumb and will likely get you killed.
 
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martinss01;1234138; said:
heres a little heads up for all you youngsters out there. if at any time you or your friends come up with a zanny scheme to try something "fun". if at any point in the planning stages someone says, "hey, lets record it and put it on youtube". this is lifes way of warning you what you are doing is dumb and will likely get you killed.
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Indeed.

Also if at any point you hear someone with a pronounced southern accent utter the words "hold my beer" or "watch this".....something bad is about to happen.
 
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If elected president the first piece of legislation I will request from congress is a law stating that our first responders, especially the Coast Guard, will not spend time and resources to rescue those who insist on their right to wind surf, kite surf, surf, sail or refuse to evacuate potential flood areas.

That should free more of them to assist with those who truely need help.
 
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Kite-surfer who hit building improving, mom says

MIAMI, Florida (CNN) -- The condition of a kite-surfer thrown airborne into a Fort Lauderdale building by strong winds this week has improved, his mother said Wednesday.
Broward General Medical Center upgraded Kevin Kearney's condition from critical to serious Wednesday morning, said his mother, Alicia Paradise-Garza.
Monday's incident, which a television crew captured on video as Tropical Storm Fay approached Florida, left the 28-year-old Kearney with spinal fractures, brain swelling, a broken rib and a broken ankle, among other injuries.
Kearney was harnessed to a kite, or sail, along a Ft Lauderdale, Florida, beach when strong wind caught the kite, sending him into the air, WFOR-TV reported.
WFOR video shows Kearney rise into the air before slamming into the beach and being dragged for a brief time along the sand.
The kite then lifted into the air again, slamming him into a nearby building, WFOR reported.
Paradise-Garza said Wednesday her son is able to walk but has spent a lot of time sedated at the hospital so his injuries could be treated.
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mstevmac;1235519; said:
That's good news he's doing better...I wonder how hard he smacked into the building
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I'm going to guess pretty hard.

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CCI;1236024; said:
Donations are coming in from all over the U.S. I seen on The Today Show this morning.
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And again our society rewards the moronic. Nice. "Oh you poor baby! Kiting in a windstorm and just look at what happened! How could that have happened? Let us send you money to help you heal up from that horrible tragic accident that no one could have suspected!"

Fucking bullshit. Send that money to some charity that actually needs it, war refugees, starving kids, fucking anywhere except to help pay this moron's medical bills.
 
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Yep. And if he'd slammed into one of my kids at 40 mph and injured/killed them because he wanted to fly in a tropical storm, they wouldn't have to bother with a medical update on his ass, 'cause he'd be dead.
 
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CCI;1236024; said:
Donations are coming in from all over the U.S. I seen on The Today Show this morning.
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Thats nice, he's going to need the money because as I see it the cocksucker owes me.

My tax dollars in Florida go toward fighting beach erosion and providing emergency services. Numbnuts threw a lot of valuable sand in the air with his stupid human plowshare imitation and frivolously required emergency services.

I'm going to retain Gatorubet and sue his ass if he lives.
 
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