Kinda like soccer but its not boring and you get to run with tasers

[BigWoof31]

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Ultimate Tak Ball. This is definately a thing and all I want to do is watch this league. You are OUTSIDE YOUR MIND if you think I'm not ordering a Toronto Terror Jersey.

 

[Mac]

that is pretty crazy and intense

 

[buxfan4life]

There should be a vBet on when the first person dies due to extended tasering during a game. That shit is just nuts.

 

[darbypitcher22]

I'll play.

Looks like a nice adrenaline rush for a while

 

[TooTall]

Looks like a great gym sport to get those fatties in shape!

"Don't like getting tased? Better start running fat boy!"

 

[Mac]

I'll play.

Looks like a nice adrenaline rush for a while

Yeah your heart will love it!

 

[TooTall]

Yeah your heart will love it!

Eh. As long as someone isn't trying to taser you directly in the heart, you should be good.

 

[Buckeye86]

Who wants to watch a bunch of middle-aged, out-of-shape, wanna-be tough guys with minimal athletic ability running around like morons with an over-sized soccer ball?

Oh, because they get electrocuted every once and awhile?

Why don't they just pair up in twos and take turns zapping each other? People getting shocked is the only appeal of this- and even that only lasts a few moments before it gets old.

 

[darbypitcher22]

Might be cool seeing guys fall over like dead fish when they get tased in mid air...

 

[Buckeye86]

Might be cool seeing guys fall over like dead fish when they get tased in mid air...

Based on the caliber of athlete we're talking about, you might as well watch soccer because it's cool to watch them score goals... there is going to be a whole lot of boring in between the times that happens.

I mean, they couldn't even find that many interesting zaps for the promotional highlight video.

That said, to each their own, I'm not sure why exactly I am ripping on this so much- I think I'm just pissed off because I haven't had dinner yet.

 

[Saw31]

Add in some pepper spray and we might have something...

 

[TooTall]

Come on.. If anything give them Taser Guns! Now that would spark some interest! With the handhelds, it's so easy to run up to someone and ZAP them. With the Taser Guns, you have to have some decent aim.

 

[Dryden]

Add in some pepper spray and we might have something...

Put a couple of Columbus's finest flanking both goals.

 

[Jake]

 

[darbypitcher22]

Put a couple of Columbus's finest flanking both goals.

Glad they found another way to do this and keep people away from the posts. Why they don't just get the collapseable posts that other schools have is beyond me