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This actually brings up an important fashion point:

When tying a girl up, always use the tie you're wearing. Take it off and immediately begin tying: the fact that you are using a tie you were wearing shows that you value the tie, and hence value her. Keep a stash of bad old ties by the bed. Use these for the other three limbs. She won't notice after the joy of seeing you use the valued tie, or the blindfold will stop her from noticing, or if you're lucky the roofies will have set in anyway.
 
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Bucky Katt;1685099; said:
well dammit all i have to say is i am getting paid every 2 weeks and working a library at the moment doesn't pay anything but i needed some clothes so the journey begins with 240 bucks. go out and spend 10 on gas(to get me to easton since its so damn expensive), then go out and check out banana, foot locker, aber, and new balance. i didn't buy any shoes even though i desperately needed some but i bought some shorts on a buy one get one free deal for 15 bucks which i thought was pretty sweet. i also got a nike compression T and compression shorts for when i run and whatever else. then evil struck down on me......i went to A&F. i stopped at banana earlier and i didn't really see anything i liked so i stopped at A&F and pick up a gray T and a white T(overpriced but they are comfortable as hell and i wear them all the time), then i got some boxer briefs which was a dumbass move on my part......23 bucks. and then i bought a $70 dollar shirt. this in turn led me going to super walmart and buying my weeks worth of instant ramen noodles, yogurt, cereal, milk, and granola bars for $23. i couldn't afford any pop sadly:( . i am supposed to get my money transferred from my mutual fund this week but i seriously have one hell of a love/hate relationship whenever i go out to easton. i think it gets into my heads how everybody else is throwing money around and it sucks me into a void of hell and i feel the need to spend like no other.

did i spend to much on cloths? :(
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Columbus has fairly good thrift/consignment shops, you should check them out next time. With a bit of time and diligence you can find some really nice stuff. Also, browse Ebay . . . Kinch gets a bunch of high-end, fancy-man stuff on Ebay.
 
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cortesana de k;1685130; said:
Columbus has fairly good thrift/consignment shops, you should check them out next time. With a bit of time and diligence you can find some really nice stuff. Also, browse Ebay . . . Kinch gets a bunch of high-end, fancy-man stuff on Ebay.
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Half-price goodwill stores on the last Wednesday of each month! :groove:
 
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Bucky Katt;1685137; said:
Half-price goodwill stores on the last Wednesday of each month! :groove:
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The best, and largest, one I ever found was deep in the heart of the ghetto. I think it's called "Ohio Thrift"? My memory fails me at the moment.

And, you know, Columbus has nothing on New York for thrifting. Not to mention the garment district has wholesale shops that often allow the public to buy designer stuff, dirt cheap.
 
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Taosman;1684844; said:
If I wear my shemagh will people think me a terrorist? (even if I leave my Yugo 64 at home)

Allah uh akbaaar!!!

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That or (probably gay) hipster... Perez Hilton uh akbaaar!!!
 
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Buck Nasty;1685152; said:
Is there any protocol I should follow when trying to match up my giant alarm clock necklace with my track suit?
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This is actually an excellent question and a piece of fashion etiquette often ignored. While any clock worn around the neck, whatever size, goes with any track suit, it is important to always have the track suit jacket unzipped to the point exactly beneath where the clock dangles.
 
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kinch;1685158; said:
This is actually an excellent question and a piece of fashion etiquette often ignored. While any clock worn around the neck, whatever size, goes with any track suit, it is important to always have the track suit jacket unzipped to the point exactly beneath where the clock dangles.
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Does the amount of chest hair have any influence on the height of the zipper? I need to know for Easter with the family.
 
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