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Kansas State Wildcats (official thread)

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Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
K-State band director swears that wasn’t what you thought it was

For its first halftime performance of the season, Kansas State decided to throw some shade on its Sunflower State rivals from Lawrence on Saturday night. The idea was to have Star Trek’s Starship Enterprise attacking a Kansas Jayhawk. That, however, was not how it played out in real life.



Entire article: http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsport...or-swears-that-wasnt-what-you-thought-it-was/
 
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Kansas State's band says it was making a spaceship. A Star Trek fan explains what's wrong with it.
Let's assume for a second they really were trying to create the Starship Enterprise. There are a lot of problems.

Kirk H. Schulz is the name of Kansas State's president, so we'll assume that we're talking about the Constitution-class USS Enterprise (NCC-1701) that another Kirk was the captain of.

1. Kirk would NEVER ram the saucer section of the Enterprise into an Intergalactic Jayhawk.
This is just common sense. You're captain of USS' flagship, which means you basically have four jobs: To explore new worlds, seek out new life, boldly go where no one has gone before and DON'T KILL YOUR CREW.

The bridge of the NCC-1701 was on top of the saucer section. We're supposed to believe Kirk would risk his entire ship and crew by ramming a Jayhawk over using photon torpedoes and phasers? I sure don't.
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Palpie said:
If you saw a penis you might want to take an anatomy class.
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I had to look up what the thing on the right was when I first saw it.
It does look like a phallic symbol in a sense though.
I'm not sure what all the hullabaloo is about. If I was a KState fan I'd own the hell out of that, as well as the obligatory academic "I'm mortified! No way!" non-apology. Trolling successful.
 
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I was speaking directly about the band director's statement that they'd even imagine such a thing. It was an obligatory "never in my life!" kind of statement, exactly the kind of PC response expected regardless of intent.
Meanwhile, in my head, everyone in the band knew that it'd look at least a little phallic and suggestive.

Stanford may be the only place that would blatantly do that, and then be like "Yes, we did make the USC Trojan fellate our tree... did you notice we even added a condom?"
 
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Jeez everyone knows that if you are going to ram something with the Enterprise it better be NCC 1701 E not NCC 1701 and Tom Hardy better damn well be involved. How far back in time are they in Kansas? Either way I would have used my photon torpedoes since they would be more effective.
 
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