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Jon Lovitz's beat up Andy Dick

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July 17, 2007

Jon Lovitz beats up Andy Dick

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Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory after Dick made a comment about the murder of Lovitz' SNL friend, Phil Hartman. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Lovitz, "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you - you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women." Then when the two ran into each other at the Laugh Factory last Wednesday, Lovitz was expecting an apology for the comment and when he didn't get one he flipped out. Page Six reports:
Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, "Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose." Lovitz told Page Six, "All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole."​
This one's a no-brainer. Andy Dick is the biggest waste of human life since OJ Simpson and Jon Lovitz is awesome. Plus he was in those Subway commercials. Trying to figure out who to root for in this one is like trying to decide between a cute little kitten playing with a ball of yarn and Hitler.
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Adam Sandler was on Rome today and he was asked about it, and he hadn't even heard the story yet so Rome reported what he had read on the internet and Sandler replied "wow, unbelievable.....i'm really glad Jon got some of that frustration out, that's to bad for Andy Dick's head though".....it was pretty comical, I don't think too many people are sympathetic for Andy
 
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I'm probably the only one who wasn't aware, but in case anyone else has been living under a rock, Andy Dick is slightly responsible for the death of Phil Hartman making the joke all the less appropriate:

Police stated that Hartman's murder was due to a "domestic discord" between the couple.[6] The antidepressant drug Zoloft, which Brynn Hartman was known to have been taking at the time of the murder, was cited as the cause of her actions.[7] A wrongful-death suit was filed by Brynn's brother, Gregory Omdahl against the drug's manufacturer Pfizer Inc., as well as Brynn Hartman's psychiatrist Arthur Sorosky who gave her the product.[7] According to Phil Hartman's friend and colleague Jon Lovitz, Brynn Hartman had been sober for 10 years until 5 months before the murder, when comedian Andy Dick reintroduced her to cocaine.​
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Phil Hartman had more talent in his smallest fingernail clipping than A Dick will ever have.
Why couldn't O.J. have killed A Dick instead? I'm sure A Dick's had some flings with some waiters before, same as OJ's ex.
In fact, that would be a great idea for a reality TV show, where A Dick is the stand-in victim for guys with domestic violence problems. He lives with the family for a week, and when the wifebeater comes home drunk, it's Andy who gets bitch-slapped instead of the poor wife. Serves two purposes at once!
 
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BuckWrestler141;883827; said:
I'm probably the only one who wasn't aware, but in case anyone else has been living under a rock, Andy Dick is slightly responsible for the death of Phil Hartman making the joke all the less appropriate:[/i][/indent][/font]
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It's mentioned in the original article.

Andy Dick has also been connected with Robert Downey Jr a couple of times he's gone off the deep and he was also with David Strickland the night he killed himself.

The moral of the story is...stay the fuck away from Andy Dick....unless you're beating the crap out of him.
 
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