Jon Lovitz's beat up Andy Dick

[BrutuStrength]

I'm probably the only one who wasn't aware, but in case anyone else has been living under a rock, Andy Dick is slightly responsible for the death of Phil Hartman making the joke all the less appropriate

I wasn't aware of that. I can't believe that asshat is partly responsible for the untimely demise of Troy McClure. That bastard!!!

 

[PlanetFrnd]

Andy Dick exposes a minor's breasts - gets arrested...

The Superficial - Andy Dick arrested for sexually assaulting a minor

Andy Dick has finally grabbed the wrong pair of breasts. His drunken asshole antics got him arrested today after Andy walked out of a bar and pulled down a 17-year-old girl's top and bra, according to the AP:

Police were called to the Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta at about 1:13 a.m. to investigate a report of "an intoxicated male" urinating outside the bar and causing a disturbance, according to a police statement.

When they arrived, a 17-year-old girl told police that she was outside when Dick left the bar, walked up, "grabbed her tank top and bra and pulled them down and exposed her breasts," the statement said.​

Dick was identified by the teenager and a witness, police said. Marijuana and the drug Xanax were found his pants pockets during a search and he appeared "extremely intoxicated," police said.​

I'd say "extremely intoxicated" is an understatement. Judging by the mug shot above, Andy Dick probably thinks he's on the planet Endor. Now where's that Ewok he tried to fondle? And what is this strange tree he's inside of with this bald, tattooed gentleman who wants to snuggle?*

*Please, join me in prayer that this man is the "shiv you in the abdomen" type. Amen.

 

[matz2]

Drugs!?!?! Shocking!

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

It is shocking that it was a girl and not a boy that the sexually assaulted.

 

[iambrutus]

why is a 17 year old out at 1am?

doesn't excuse Dick's behavior, but still

 

[Dryden]

TTIWWOP

 

[OCBuckWife]

why is a 17 year old out at 1am?

doesn't excuse Dick's behavior, but still

I was allowed out until 1 AM and later by permission when I was 17 years old, it's not so late.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I was allowed out until 1 AM and later by permission when I was 17 years old, it's not so late.

Yeah, but 1 AM here is only 10 PM there. :p

 

[generaladm]

I find it kind of surprising that Dick would make those comments, considering he worked with Hartman on News Radio. I remember just after Hartman was murdered, Dick was on Letterman, and could hardly keep himself together. I don't find it surprising, however, that Dick is a complete asshole. Good for Lovitz. I always liked him, and now even more since I found out he knows the proper way to fight in a bar: 1. Grab opponents head 2. Slam face first into bar 3. Repeat.

 

[Jake]

Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick last week at the Laugh Factory...

WTF is in the water at the Laugh Factory that makes comedians go apeshit? :p

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bivYyAZV2RQ"]YouTube - Michael Richards aka Kramer goin' nuts at laugh Factory[/ame]

 

[JohnnyCockfight]

It is shocking that it was a girl and not a boy that the sexually assaulted.

True. I wonder if his defense will be that it couldn't be sexual assault because he is gay. Thus it was only assault.

 

[shetuck]

True. I wonder if his defense will be that it couldn't be sexual assault because he is gay. Thus it was only assault.

Or he'll claim it was just, "ACTING!"

 

[bluechillj]

Did anyone see those comedy central roasts where half of the comics were ripping on Andy Dick instead of the roastee? Some pretty funny stuff.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

FIFY

[jeffcat]TTIWWOP[/jeffcat]

the girls is 17...

 

[3074326]

Didn't realize Andy Dick was such an ass. Jon Lovitz needs to throw the hammer down once more.

Andy Dick also just caused my "n" key to break. I have to jam it down pretty hard now.. just started when I typed the "n" in his first name. Fuck you, Andy Dick, ruiner of lives.