Jesus Christ

[BB73]

Fair enough. I had to speak in the wrong tense, but upon review of the tape it was Peach's worst blown coverage of the day when I went deep on her (Extra credit??)

5. No extra credit for bragging (or gagging).

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

5. No extra credit for bragging (or gagging).

Well, that sucks.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

This just in:

Chuck Norris has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong. Jesus has missed two.

Source: http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php?topthirty

 

[iambrutus]

color me impressed

thanks

 

[BrutusMaximus]

5. No extra credit for bragging (or gagging).

Yeah, that's pretty limp.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Another Chuck Norris Jesus fact:

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

That may in fact be the funniest damn thing I have ever read.

 

[BuckeyeFan45]

[FONT=Geneva,Arial,sans-serif]Wait, I'm no missionary! I don't even believe in Jebus! Let me out! Oh, save me Jebus!

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[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

That may in fact be the funniest damn thing I have ever read.

I like this one, though it's not Jesus related:
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Is a spokesman for Mentos:

Guess that's the logical end of the Dave Grohl Foo Fighters line.

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

... is gianormous and buried halfway up his torso in Dayton soil:

 

[PrincessPeach]

Stupid work phone calls interrupting me...

Actually, I should go do some work before I really do need Jesus to pay the mortgage.

I'll just leave you with this:

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mmmm...paintsic... I mean, popsicles...

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

...speaks to us through Christmas lights

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

...speaks to us through Christmas lights

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

Stupid work phone calls interrupting me...

Actually, I should go do some work before I really do need Jesus to pay the mortgage.

I'll just leave you with this:

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mmmm...paintsic... I mean, popsicles...

BKB's image of Peach is hereby blown.