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Jean-Luc Picard Apparently Misplaced Appreciation Thread

I'll admit it is a pretty decent show...

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Ahh yes the trouble with tribbles...
 
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I found this top 10 list on a treker site. Maybe it's funny to the guy that wrote it. :bonk: :bonk:

Top 10 Favorite Activities of Captain Jean-Luc Picard

10. Ordering Early Grey tea from the computer, then smacking himself on
the forehead and saying, "Wow! I could have had a V-8!"

9. Yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm wheneve he sees a
shuttlecraft (personally, we always said "Pa-diddle!")

8. Screwing around on the holodeck when he should be on the bridge

7. Spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with the glare from his
forehead

6. Lecturing everyone on why it's rude to fire the phasers at other
life-forms

5. Sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if Dick
Hertz is there (a guy must have written this one:).

4. Asking Beverly Crusher to cme to his quarters so he can show her a
REAL Picard manuever!

3. Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in the
Neutral Zone by asking, "Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?"

2. Telling crewmembers in a menacing, "Dirty Harry" voice, "Go ahead,
make it so"

And the number 1 activity of Captain Jean-Luc Picard---

1. Putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an away team
beams back up.
 
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Patrick Stewart recounted how the studio resisted his casting as Captain Picard. "Wouldn't they have come up with a cure for baldness by the 23rd century?", the studio asked. "In the 23rd century," answered Gene Roddenberry smoothly, "no one will care."
 
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