Jay Cutler (official thread)

[brodybuck21]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/blog/e...ave-cut-off-both-my-balls-to-play-with-cutler

Apparently David Terrell laughs at you all (can you laugh with your balls cut off?)

_ichigan _an indeed

 

[NFBuck]

Bumping this for my 2013 fantasy football based rants...

Fuck the following players (in no particular order):

Stevan Ridley
David Wilson
A.J. Green
Trent Richardson
Colin Kaepernick
Phil Dawson
Dwayne Bowe
Steve Smith
Sam Bradford
Steven Jackson
and the Texans Defense

oh, and Megatron for getting all hurt.

What a disaster.

Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like these losers, all of them, right here tonight. I want them brought from their friggin' mansions over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want them brought right here, with big ribbons on their heads, and I want to look them straight in the eye and I want to tell them what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit they are! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where's the Tylenol?

 

[muffler dragon]

Fascinating that you're going off on Kaepernick AND the Texans D tonight. Which do you want amigo?

 

[NFBuck]

Fascinating that you're going off on Kaepernick AND the Texans D tonight. Which do you want amigo?

No, these are just the guys that have already fucked me this season. I started the Texans D the first two weeks and got nothing. Have since switched to the browns D, which is one of the few positions getting me points. Kaep fucked me royally in weeks 2 & 3, and I've sat him in favor of Luck and Bradford the past two weeks until I see if the Niners can get their mojo back. He's looking decent so far tonight. I've also picked up Pryor. Basically, my roster has been a complicated disaster. It's desperation time for the Cleveland Steamers as I'm gonna be 1-4 after this week.

 

[muffler dragon]

Might be time for a name change to make a difference in FF fortunes.

 

[ScriptOhio]

 

[ScriptOhio]

Reality Star’s NFL Ex Under Fire for Shooting Giant Antelope

Jay Cutler is taking his “gunslinger” reputation to a new level. The former NFL quarterback, who is best known for his high-profile divorce from reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, was mocked for his frequent misfires during his eight full NFL seasons, where he led the league in interceptions...

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Reality Star’s NFL Ex Under Fire for Shooting Giant Antelope​

Jay Cutler is taking his “gunslinger” reputation to a new level.

The former NFL quarterback, who is best known for his high-profile divorce from reality TV star Kristin Cavallari, was mocked for his frequent misfires during his eight full NFL seasons, where he led the league in interceptions twice.

When it comes to hunting wild animals, Cutler’s aim apparently rings true.

The long-time Chicago Bears signal-caller posted a photo of himself on Instagram on Saturday posing with a dead sable antelope.



“Kicked off the Africa hunt with a beauty,” Cutler wrote. ”Sable down.”

The sable antelope can range in size from 440 to 595 pounds, with horns that grow up to 60 inches, and the antelope in the picture with Cutler appeared to be on the larger side. While the sable is not endangered, angry commenters were quick to point out the vacuousness of trophy hunting a defenseless wild species.

Commenters on Instagram were not impressed by his boast. One user, who attracted over 1,000 likes, wrote, “I went to Africa on a safari and saw the most incredible wildlife and never once thought about murdering them.”

“I can see why Kristin left him,” another user responded.
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[OHSportsFan]

I’m far from a PETA activist but that does not sit well with me. I don’t understand the need to go over there and “hunt” some of these majestic animals (likely in controlled and set up environment).

Go get your overpopulated deer you can eat.

Maybe just not my thing.

 

[BB73]

I was over there many years ago and shot everything: elephants, rhinos, Cape buffalo, lions, leopards, cheetahs, and all kinds of antelope.

Wimp that I am, though, I was shooting with a camera.

 

[BUCKYLE]

If you want to hunt a truly majestic beast like this, you should have to do it with a fuckin spear. Quit being a pussy. Somewhere along your lineage is a hunter that could or you wouldn't be here. Make your ancestors proud. Or pay them a visit. Either way is fine with me.

 

[buckeyeintn]

I personally wouldn't do it, but if he has the desire, assets, and ability then I've got no problem with it. It's not illegal or unethical. What he does is his business.

 

[exhawg]

I personally wouldn't do it, but if he has the desire, assets, and ability then I've got no problem with it. It's not illegal or unethical. What he does is his business.

True, but by posting the pictures, he opened himself up to criticism from people who see this as a waste. I prefer the shooting with a camera idea.

 

[RuGettinIt]

Social media is just a stupid thing. I pretty much stay away from it. If I were any sort of known celebrity I wouldn’t go near it. What’s the point

 

[Thump]

The real question is, did he do it while taking a drag on a heater?

 

[Bestbuck36]

I’m far from a PETA activist but that does not sit well with me. I don’t understand the need to go over there and “hunt” some of these majestic animals (likely in controlled and set up environment).

Go get your overpopulated deer you can eat.

Maybe just not my thing.

In with ya. If you shoot it, you better eat it. Unless it's trying to eat you. Or snakes. Fuck snakes. .