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Jared Lorenzen (RIP)

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Brutus1 said:
Look below the numbers and picture Lorenzen with a savage tan.


I've never seen more fat players in one game than the Southern-Grambling
Bayou classic. There's more fat on the field than a butchers garbage can.

Pretty fun game to watch, though. Better than FSU-Fla. or Miami-Va.
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I believe the linemen went to North Carolina or Duke to get on some serious weightloss programs so they were even more disgustingly fat.
 
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My dad was asking me about Lorenzen, after he saw the Pillsbury Throwboy consoling scUM Feely after his chokejob.

This quickly deteriorated into a rant about the recent influx of fat fucks holding the position of kicker/punter (Garrett Rivas and Jad Dean, I'm looking at you, unfortunately).
 
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Sad, but can’t say I’m surprised. It’s something he’s always battled, and things weren’t looking very good a few months ago when Pat McAfee had him on his podcast.

RIP Hefty Lefty
 
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