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Jameis Winston (QB Browns)

It was kind of obvious that the outcome of this game would be a no-win regardless, right?

Either it was going to be "FSU lost because Jam was out, so it doesn't count" or "FSU won without Jam--they're that good."

Lead on SportsCenter (which I promptly turned off): "See how Jam helped his team win from the sidelines."

(It occurred to me last night that his momma must have been psychic when she named him Jam-eis, given that he's always in one. A jam, that is.)
 
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It was kind of obvious that the outcome of this game would be a no-win regardless, right?

Either it was going to be "FSU lost because Jam was out, so it doesn't count" or "FSU won without Jam--they're that good."

Lead on SportsCenter (which I promptly turned off): "See how Jam helped his team win from the sidelines."

(It occurred to me last night that his momma must have been psychic when she named him Jam-eis, given that he's always in one. A jam, that is.)

Which is why it was stupid that they didn't bench him for the entire game right from the start. They were either going to win the game or get a mulligan. All they did was invite scrutiny with their initial half-measure.
 
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Apparently Mr Rocket Surgeon ran on the field for warmups in full pads and helmet. Had a little skirmish with Jimbo who sent him back to the locker room.
What a dumbass!
I used to pull shit like this whenever I was grounded in grade school, just walked outside and hoped my dad wouldn't care.

This is just a tragic human being. He's stupid, poorly adjusted, and sheltered by everyone around him to the point that he has no concept of rules or consequences. The 30 for 30 director's cut on this bitch is going to be seven hours long.
 
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I tell coach they fumble when they fumble and sho nuff, they fumble.

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is offended by your post.
 
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