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J. Hall, C. (Pittsburgh) Brown, and T. Howard reinstated for Miami

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werlinrm;1991266; said:
You know, the mill....

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Don't give out the password to our secret Mill meetings that happen just underneath the waterfall...the admins will have your A$$!!!!
 
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The rumor mill is a tabloid managed by the BP elitist pricks. Little known fact: it was actually started up by a certain fellow named Craig McNeil, a fan of Tennessee and former employee of a finance company. If you'd like to know more about him, this board pretty much knows Craig more than Craig himself.
 
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southcampus;1991298; said:
The rumor mill is a tabloid managed by the BP elitist pricks. Little known fact: it was actually started up by a certain fellow named Craig McNeil, a fan of Tennessee and former employee of a finance company. If you'd like to know more about him, this board pretty much knows Craig more than Craig himself.
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A little bit more about Craiq. His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
 
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Frohlich;1991303; said:
A little bit more about Craiq. His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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Frohlich;1991303; said:
A little bit more about Craiq. His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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GPA
 
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Frohlich;1991303; said:
A little bit more about Craiq. His father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. His mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. His father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. His childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring he'd make meat helmets. When he was insolent he was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve he received his first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved his testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
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To add to this, when Craig was in college, he used to get wicked hammered. His nickname was Puke. He would chug a fifth of So Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots off himself... Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So Co, head to class.
He probably would've gotten expelled if he woulda let it affect his grades but he aced all of his courses. They called him Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B's. They called him Buzz.
 
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