I've never....

[buckeyegrad]

I have never...

seen Titanic
been to a concert
tried drugs (other than alcohol)
visited Defiance County
been in outerspace

 

[GoBucks89]

I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never licked a spark plug and I've never sniffed a stink bug, and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball, and I've never bathed in yogurt and I don't look good in leggings...

...and I've never been to Boston in the fall.

...missed an episode of VeggieTales. Of course, having 5 children all 8 years old or younger will do that to you.

...seen E.T., Titanic, or Schindler's List.

...been to a professional hockey game.

...been up in a helicopter.

...seen a single episode of E.R., Friends, or NYPD Blue.

 

[BrutuStrength]

Been convicted, condemned or committed.

I don't know about those last 2... you are married, right? If so, then it stands to reason that you are condemned and committed. :)

Oh, and as for me, I've never been...

... divorced (so I am also condemned and committed.)

... to an opera.

 

[scarletandgrey]

....Liked seafood (except for some shrimp with a good steak or prime rib)

 

[Brutus1]

....liked big breasts (unless on a chicken)

....liked fake breasts


.... taken narcotics


..... liked beer. Had it but never liked it.


.... liked Tara Reid.


.... like Pam Anderson (see first above)


....had an eagle, unless you count a hole-in-one.

 

[Buckin' A]

....liked big breasts (unless on a chicken)

....liked fake breasts


.... taken narcotics


..... liked beer. Had it but never liked it.


.... liked Tara Reid.


.... like Pam Anderson (see first above)


....had an eagle, unless you count a hole-in-one.

Are you a priest?

 

[Saw31]

...been engaged, married or had children
...been that stupid
...drafted a scUM player in fantasy football
...met a beer I didn't like
...convicted of a felony
...been to the eye doctor
...paid for sex, though I had a deal worked out, I got kicked out of the strip bar before the transaction could take place...
...had sex with a stripper :(
...used a coupon at Taco Bell
...got busy in a Burger King bathroom
...wore women's underwear, except on my head
...been to Cuba, unless Miami counts
...been to Bolivia, Colombia or Venesuela, unless Newark, NJ counts

 

[Brutus1]

Are you a priest?

Nah, I'll just answer that in the "Things I like thread"

 

[BuckeyeTillIDie]

... ate a Big Mac

 

[OSUsushichic]

I've never held down food from White Castle. The one time in my life I've eaten there I yaked.

 

[vrbryant]

I've never held down food from White Castle. The one time in my life I've eaten there I yaked.

Trust me - it was for the best.

 

[scarletandgrey]

I've never held down food from White Castle. The one time in my life I've eaten there I yaked.

It's normally the next morning that it really gets me....or maybe it's the alcohol from the night before.

 

[Golferdow01]

It's normally the next morning that it really gets me....or maybe it's the alcohol from the night before.

...never had White Castle sober...:)

 

[Buckeye513]

....liked big breasts (unless on a chicken)

....liked fake breasts


.... taken narcotics


..... liked beer. Had it but never liked it.


.... liked Tara Reid.


.... like Pam Anderson (see first above)


....had an eagle, unless you count a hole-in-one.

Queer.

 

[Brutus1]

Queer.

For not liking Tara Reid, Pam Anderson or fake udders?