Is anyone else afraid that their cat is licking their balls?

[kinch]

It happens to me every night. . . I wake up "happy" and the cat is staring at me, knowingly, lovingly, satisfied.

 

[AKAK]

*sigh*

Insert Pussy joke here.

In all its possible forms.

 

[Taosman]

Is this a Samsung March to the Championship moment? I'm confused and my head hurts from that stupid ad yelling at me all the time I'm on BP. :(

 

[PlanetFrnd]

[gemmy] You shouldn't have a stupid cat in the first place [/gemmy]

 

[Gatorubet]

It happens to me every night. . . I wake up "happy" and the cat is staring at me, knowingly, lovingly, satisfied.

I think "Happy" is licking your balls after you wake her up.

But if Cortesana is OK with that, who are we to judge??

 

[Jagdaddy]

It happens to me every night. . . I wake up "happy" and the cat is staring at me, knowingly, lovingly, satisfied.

Are you sure it's not happening the other way around?

 

[jlb1705]

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

I'm not afraid of it anymore. Kick the cat enough times and she'll stop.

It's particularly disturbing when it occurs during.......relations.

 

[PlanetFrnd]

This has nothing to do with Kinch's balls.

Person-cats are creepy.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7lFvfRjFjM"]YouTube - Chat assis rigolo[/ame]

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVV_HXtEbLo"]YouTube - Mon chat se tient debout tout seul[/ame]

 

[Buckeyeskickbuttocks]

I don't own a cat.

So...

yes. Very afraid.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Cats have scratchy tongues. I'd think you be woken up by the roughness of it all. I could be wrong though.

To each his or her own, I guess.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

Upon further reflection, since my cat has been dead for 2 years, I find the prospect fucking terrifying.

 

[Gatorubet]

Upon further reflection, since my cat has been dead for 2 years, I find the prospect [censored]ing terrifying.

 

[osubartender23]

Cats have scratchy tongues. I'd think you be woken up by the roughness of it all. I could be wrong though.

To each his or her own, I guess.

Not if he is used to the feel of facial hair. Oh wait.....