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Iowa's pink locker room is coming under fire

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LoKyBuckeye said:
just like this guy.....

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if your gonna post this picture post the story:
courtsey of factualmaterial.com:
Allow me to analyze:​
Name: Oliver. There aren't many names that are more homosexual than Oliver. As soon as you were old enough to realize what your name was, you should have killed yourself. Don't bother trying to change your name, because no matter what, you will always be Oliver, and you will always be from...

Home state: Michigan. Or Michidan. Whichever you prefer. Worst and gayest state in the union. God Michigan sucks.

Pink shirt: I don't give a shit what any of these fashion faggots say, pink is not the new blue. Pink is fucking pink. Quit watching Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and put on a game. Ever notice that no sports teams in any league have pink anywhere in their uniforms? Not even the WNBA. Pink is the color of flowers and hippie's hair and uninfected vagina. No man should EVER wear this color in any way. EVER. If you wear a pink shirt at any time you are a douchebag. You look like a pussy and a sissy, and I want to shit down your throat. Especially when you wear a pink shirt with a...

Popped collar: No. This just enhances your overly apparent douchebaggedness. When you buy a collared shirt, it comes with the collars folded over exactly how they should be. Leave them alone. Why do you want to hide your neck so bad? Don't want to show off that hickie you got last night from that dumb slut you slipped some rufies? Because that is the only way you're pulling any box with your collar turned up. Girls laugh at you. No matter what you think, it is not cool. Flip it back down and go change out of your...

Black undershirt: Is this supposed to fool us into thinking you're hard? Let me remind you, you're wearing a PINK shirt, with the collar up. You are not hard. Although I guess it matches your...

Wristband: What the fuck? This pisses me off maybe more than any other thing here. Just get done trying to play basketball? Do you sweat profusely around attractive women, and need to swipe your brow every now and then? Or is this just another ploy to seduce some unsuspecting whore? Perhaps you're wearing it because it matches that black undershirt which makes you look hard and brings out your true metrosexuality? Metrosexuals are gay. And so are you with your...

Cell phone clip: Hey dickhead, everyone has a cell phone now. 90% of 11 year olds have cell phones now. My 74 year old grandfather has a cell phone. There is no need to show it off to anyone. Pants have pockets for a reason. Use them. Oh wait, that's probably where you keep your stash of rufies, and the stuff you use to make that...

Hemp bracelet: God I hate you, and the fact that you are giving the camera a...

Peace sign: The Persian Gulf war ended over a decade ago, and with it went the peace sign. Maybe you were letting that fag behind you checking out your ass know how many fingers you want him to use. And what's up with those...

"Intellectual glasses": You are not smart. And those specs aren't tricking us into thinking you are. Remember, you have on a PINK shirt. Obviously you are not intelligent. I mean, come on, you also have on a...

Detroit Tigers hat: Not that I have anything against the Tigers, but wearing this hat exhibits the fact that you are either from Michigan, or cheer for Michigan sports teams. Both are equally unacceptable. Everyone from and everything about Michigan sucks. Michigan, along with Wisconsin should join Canada. Or you could just move there. We wouldn't care. And Canada wouldn't notice that you're wearing...

Earrings in both ears: Well I guess we're back in 8th grade now, and you're rebelling against your parents by doing something they don't like. You are not goth, and you are not a rock star. You are a douchebag. Seriously, in your hand is...

Not a beer: Notice everyone in the picture is holding a beer, except for Oliver. His Powerade and vodka makes him look like a real tough guy. Berry Blue. Mmmmmmmm. That could expain his...

Stupid facial expression: The typical look of a douchebag. "I'm too cool to actually have my picture taken, so when you force me to, I will make a facial expression to make it appear that I am cooler than everyone else around me when in reality I suck cock." This look will be easy to spot on anyone who displays any of the above.

Now you know how to spot a douchebag, or realize that you are one. For those of you who aren't, when you see a douchebag on the streets with your friends, make sure to point and laugh at him and give him the Factual Material douchebag salute. To do this, just extend one hand out, and make a motion with it as if you were, in fact, squeezing a douche bag. And if anyone recognizes Oliver here somewhere, punch him in the face and break those stupid fucking glasses.​
 
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exhawg said:
Who exactly would make pink urinals? There can't be very many uses for those (pink locker rooms, gay bars, Thump's house, etc).
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Apparently Kohler does: Pink urinals? "It's called 'Dusty Rose,' " corrected associate athletic director Jane Meyer, head conductor of Saturday morning's media tour. "That's actually a standard color (offered) by (the) Kohler (company)." Dusty Rose. If it's good enough for the Hawkeyes, it's good enough for your guest bathroom.

http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20050821/SPORTS05/508210354/1003/SPORTS

Who is planning on ordering one?
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The oliver stuff is just too gaddamn funny but Zinc actually nailed this one a page back.

Hayden Fry was a Psych major and firmly believed that the color pink would make the opposing team relaxed and limit their aggrressiveness. I remember this shit from Psych 101 about 15 years ago so I'm just a bit amazed that this proffessor isn't quite quick enough to pick up on this one.

There's just a certain amount of people walking the face of the earth today looking for shit to get offended about.

Now that I think of it, easily offended people offend me...call my lawyer, I'm suing someone's ass.
 
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Fiu's take on the pink locker room.

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[/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif]a.k.a. Frank Costanza's Festivus Airing of the Grievances [/FONT][FONT=verdana, arial, sans serif][SIZE=-2]By Pete Fiutak What's your beef? ...
If this column sucks, it’s not my fault … [/SIZE][/FONT]I’m no longer a mid-major; I’m now called a “non-automatic qualifying school.”
”They say taupe is very soothing” … Depending on which scientific finding you choose to believe, mankind has been around for approximately six million years. It has taken that long to come up with the most bizarre thing we, as a species, have ever been able to throw a hissy fit about. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the beef of Jill Gaulding, law professor, University of Iowa.

Under former head coach Hayden Fry, Iowa’s visiting locker room, showers and carpeting were painted pink in an effort to make opposing teams more docile and relaxed. Now, Gaulding is spearheading a movement to eliminate one of college football’s funnier traditions on the grounds that it demeans and is offensive to women, while it promotes offensive stereotypes about homosexuality.

They’re serious.

So in an effort to calm everyone down, I’m presenting this week’s submission in pink, since it seems to work so well against Iowa opponents. In doing so, I’d like to apologize in advance to Professor Gaulding, the offended parties at the University of Iowa, all women everywhere, all womyn everywhere, the entire gay and lesbian community, the guy who subletted my friend’s room for a summer in my junior year of college and spent most of the time getting it on with another guy on my couch, my friend who ordered a fantastic strawberry whipped fruity thing at Starbucks that I called “the flat-out prettiest little drink ever ordered,” my daughter, for dressing her in an all pink outfit this morning before feeding her raspberry yogurt (which, by the way, most decidedly did not make her docile and relaxed), and to Pink, for thinking her music sucks. Finally, I’d also like to apologize to everyone for my pink socks, made that way by repeatedly refusing to cater to the segregationist demands dictated by laundry room code that whites and colors must remain separate.

Pink is a color; it's not an indictment. On the flip side, I hope women and homosexuals are angry that it's being suggested by the Professor that they can be defined so easily.

Look up the definition of pink and you get the obvious descriptions of the color, but you also get this explanation: "Light-colored trousers formerly worn as part of the winter semidress uniform by U.S. Army officers." Well, Professor Gaulding, you can do what you want to us and the Iowa visitors' locker room, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen! (as we walk out of the locker room humming the Star Spangled Banner).
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No, he wasn’t wearing pink when he said it … During Saturday night’s Notre Dame – Purdue game, Ron Franklin starting talking about Boilermaker head coach Joe Tiller’s time at the University of Wyoming and how cold and windy it is there in winter. “It’s a beautiful state, but it sure does blow.”

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The silly bitch isn't even a real professor. She's an adjunct. Probably couldn't cut the mustard in the LL.M. program.

Iowa has a true home-field advantage with their pink lockerrooms that I think they ought to perpetuate. Piss on this ill-tempered twat.
 
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