Iowa Hawkeyes (Official Thread of The Under)

[Jake]

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

79 total yards? Jesus Christ. You gotta hope the defense can score a whole bunch against the NWs and Rutgerses of the world to get him to come back for another year.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Cade, I will keep saying it is the shittiest offense in CFB.

 

[dragurd]

That music will haunt my dreams

 

[OregonBuckeye]

You can take the douchebag out of *ichigan, but you can't take the *ichigan out of the douchebag

 

[Jaxbuck]

Keep working on it Cade. You guys can shoot for a record many consider unbreakable:

Date: Oct. 18, 1947

Record Holder: Syracuse

Record: -47 yards

Syracuse passed for 60 yards and rushed for minus-107 in its 40-0 loss to No. 9 Penn State in 1947. The Orange finished the season 3-6, averaging a mere 8.6 points per game.

The performance also earned the Penn State defense the NCAA FBS record for fewest yards allowed in a single game.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

You can take the douchebag out of *ichigan, but you can't take the *ichigan out of the douchebag

 

[OregonBuckeye]

 

[Bucklion]

Should have asked him which of their 4 first downs was his favorite

 

[zwem]

Cade, I will keep saying it is the shittiest offense in CFB.

Cade isn't a great player and Michigan made him look better than he was. Cade left on a sour note but I'm thankful he led the 2021 team to a Big Ten title and a win over OSU; However, it was defense lead by Hutch/Ojabo along with Haskins/Corum who carried that team.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Should have asked him which of their 4 first downs was his favorite

I’d imagine 4th.
After that, he wouldn’t have to actively participate in this abomination of an offense anymore until the next series.

 

[Dryden]

Cade ranks #140 in Passing Yards Per Attempt in FBS among qualified QBs this season. There are 133 FBS teams.

 

[Tomateaux Quinoa Gumbeaux]

Cade ranks #140 in Passing Yards Per Attempt in FBS among qualified QBs this season. There are 133 FBS teams.


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Does that mean Brian Ferentz is not honoring his production agreement?

 

[Jake]

 

[Dryden]

Sadly, the most hilarious Brian Ferentz stat ever may be that in his very first year as OC, in only his 9th game ever calling plays, he hung 48 on a Greg Schiano defense that had Nick Bosa, Chase Young, Sam Hubbard, Dre’Mont Jones, DaVon Hamilton, Jeff Okudah, Jordan Fuller, Shaun Wade, Jerome Baker, Baron Browning, Denzel Ward…

Jesus Fucking Christ that cancer kid superpower mojo that always fucks us on the road at night!