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Interesting...BUT...Who Signs this Check

I found this on $ucknut$.....
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<!--StartFragment --> Youboty Rocks American Football

BYLINE: The Analyst

BODY:
- Gears Up For US$5Million Deal

Reports reaching The Analyst Sports Desk say a Liberian star in
American head football, Ashton Youboty is making headway in the
American league and that he is expected to lead his team, Buckeyes of
Ohio State, to victory on December 29, in San Antonio, Texas.

According to the Columbus Sports newspaper, Ashton Youboty has been a
significant factor in most of his team's victory.

The paper quoted the player Youboty as saying that he wants to be a
household name in the American football.

He has already been described by the man who he will cover in the
grand final (Edward) as a "Great Kid" who has a long way to go.

The Liberian head football star; is the son of the President and
Chief Executive Officer of the Monrovia Develop and Management
Company, (MDMC) Mr. John Youboty.

The 20 years old Youboty, who started the season for Buckeyes as
third corner but found himself in the starting lineup when his team
Austin Fox suffered a broken arm.

Since than, Youboty has started seven of the last eight game of the
club and has established himself as a fine cover corner and one of
the team surest tacklers.

In recent time, the Liberian star has leaded the Buckeyes with three
interceptions and seven passes defense. He is fifth on the team with
54 tackles, including three for a loss and one sack.

"He gets out there and gets picks and is all over people", Linebacker
Hawk said. "I trust Ashton, I think he's a great player", Coach Jim
Treasse was uncharacteristically effective in his praise.

"I love Ashton Youboty. You know how I feel about him", he said.
Edwards' opinion aside, Youboty's reputation might be starting to
grow.

On Saturday at Purdue, the Boilermakers drove 80 yards for the wining
score in the final minutes.

Quarterback Kyle Orton completed all six of his passes on the drive,
but not one thrown in Youboty's direction.

Neither he or nor Tressel would say whether Youboty will be matched
on Edwards all day, shadowing the receiver whenever goes.

Even if that is not the case, Youboty is the lift corner in the base
defense and the slot corner in the nickel package, which is where
Edwards normally lines up in three-wide sets. And that's fine with
him. He said he bears down during weeks in which he will face a
standout receiver.

"I think I prepare even more ", Youboty said. " More Video time, more
film room study. I wake up the same, but just more focused. I bring
my "A" game, pretty match".

Meanwhile the father of the 20 years old star, John Youboty, who is
currently in Monrovia, leave shortly for the United State of America
to witness the showdown of his son in the final match on December 29.

The December 29, crucial final will set the pace for Ashton Youboty
to signed a big deal with Buckeyes of Ohio State. The deal is put at
US$ 5Million.
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Perhaps Mo C. Is right after-all........Then again Maybe not
 
Reminds me a little of Eddy Murphy in either Trading Places or Coming to America. "Merry New Year!!!!"

Perhaps if the Buckeyes land more players from Liberia, the Ohio State-Michigan game would begin to be refered to as the "Grand Final Showdown Match".
 
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This is very strange...the Analyst is from Liberia, a country whose native language is English and was founded by ex-Americans. I looked on their website, and the articles are written very well, except for this one. Go to their website and look, the articles are a lot better than this piece of shit, I don't know what they were thinking

I think they used a lot of quotes and info that somebody e-mailed them and never bothered to fact-check it. Kind of like ESPN does here.
 
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IrontonBuck said:
Reminds me a little of Eddy Murphy in either Trading Places or Coming to America. "Merry New Year!!!!"

Perhaps if the Buckeyes land more players from Liberia, the Ohio State-Michigan game would begin to be refered to as the "Grand Final Showdown Match".
i think coach treasse would be interested in that. poor austin, bet he didn't get a 5 mill contract :(.
 
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He has already been described by the man who he will cover in the
grand final (Edward) as a "Great Kid" who has a long way to go.


The problem is that I immediately knew he was talking about Braylon Edwards prior to The Game.
 
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The article got cut off in the last paragraph. Here's the rest:

The December 29, crucial final will set the pace for Ashton Youboty
to signed a big deal with Buckeyes of Ohio State. The deal is put at
US$ 5Million. So says Grand Backhalf of Buckeyes, Clarice Marett in interview with USPS. USPS also reports that Coach Treasse killed Jesse Chris, standout rite corner of Chrissian club.
 
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