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    Brushback Mock NFL Draft​


    Pick Team Pos. Player College Class


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    Reggie Bush ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Texans would be smart to trade down here and then embark on a vicious smear campaign against Reggie Bush until he drops down to the 7th or 8th spot where they can grab him at a discount. That’s the kind of thing that shows the fans that you're committed to winning.


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    Matt Leinart ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>With the 2nd pick in the draft and Matt Leinart available, it might be time for the Saints to part ways with Drew Brees. I hear San Diego may be looking for a backup quarterback.


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    Jay Cutler​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>Jay Cutler is the consensus choice here. Not only did he have a losing record in college, he can bench press a lot.


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    LenDale White ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>The Jets have signed Chad Pennington and now they must improve their running game. Lendale White may be available here. He really runs downhill, unlike Curtis Martin, who runs uphill with a piano strapped to his back.


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    D'Brickashaw Ferguson ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The Packers have a few options here. They can go after Haloti Ngate, the defensive tackle from Oregon, or D’Brickashaw Ferguson, the highly touted offensive lineman. They might want to look into getting somebody with a halfway normal name, though. Those guys sound like they just stepped off a spaceship. D’Brickashaw? Wtf?


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    Vince Young ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=669 bgColor=#ccffff>Since this is a mock draft, I have the niners taking Vince Young here. Enjoy this, 49ers fans, because once the season starts its back to reality with Mr. Tiny Hands.


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    Jay Cutler​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>They should take Jay Cutler here. I don’t care if he’s already been taken. He’s that good.


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    Winston Justice ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>Dick Jauron is a Yale graduate. I wonder if he can somehow transfer some of his smarts into the pile of goo that is JP Losman’s brain. There hasn’t been this much of an intellectual gap between a coach and a player since the Tony LaRussa - Jose Canseco days. Anyway, they should grab a lineman here.


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    Michael Huff ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Lions have a lot of holes that need to be filled here. Safety Michael Huff would be the safe choice. Actually the safe choice would be packing up the team, driving it to the east coast and dumping the whole thing in the Atlantic ocean. Then again, there’s a chance someone could still find it.


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    Vernon Davis ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Cardinals had a passable defense last season, if you define passable as “able to pass on them.” They’ll draft someone on offense anyway, because Denny Green doesn’t want to win. He wants to score a lot of points.


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    Maurice Stovall ​


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    Notre Dame ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.


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    Travis Lulay ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Browns need some insurance at quarterback and the could do a lot worse than Montana State QB Travis Lulay. His numbers weren’t great in college, but he has toughness and intensity to burn. He’s a really cool guy, too. My friend used to go out with his sister.


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    Nick Mangold ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.


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    AJ Hawk ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Eagles should grab a linebacker, like what’s his face from Ohio State. The Hawk guy. He would be perfect for Andy Reid’s system of signing people to long term deals and then releasing them as soon as they reach all-pro status.


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    Tye Hill ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>Right now the Falcons need some safety help, and somebody like Tye Hill would fit the bill. Hill is a cornerback, but I think he can learn to walk 20 yards to his right


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    Tamba Hali ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>Zach Thomas and Jason Taylor are still on this team, which means they’re probably re-doing their contracts every year to avoid being cut. Pussies. Get out there and make some bread. You think the Dolphins care about you?


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    Ernie Sims ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>Brad Childress or whoever they have coaching this team didn’t like the fact the Daunte Culpepper wanted to get paid for his services. Shame on him! Except now he is getting paid, on a better team with a better coach in a city that has lots of boats to party on. Hope you enjoy that second round pick, Brad Linehan!


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    Troy Reddick​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>Is there anything more depressing than your home team selecting an offensive lineman with their first pick? Boring! They don’t even do anything. The Cowboys, unfortunately, will take a lineman here because Larry Allen is gone and they need to have an impenetrable wall around Drew Bledsoe at all times or he’s throwing it to the nosetackle.


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    Santonio Holmes ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Chargers will probably look for a wide receiver to provide a target for Philip Rivers, who is taking over at quarterback despite being unproven and inexperienced. You can see why they kept him, though. He seemed to really want that starting job. Guys like that come along once every 20 or 30 years.


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    Ashton Youboty​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Chiefs need a defender who understands the concept of wrestling the ball carrier to the ground in order to prevent touchdowns. It’s an old technique but it’s been proven effective.


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    Ko Simpson ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Patriots have done a good job so far of not signing any free agents or making any moves that can help the team in any way. However they’re still hoping to make a splash in the draft, where they can select their 2008 cap casualties.


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    Sinorice Moss ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Broncos will probably take Sinorice Moss here, which means they’ll have a receiver named Sinorice Moss and one named Ashley Lelie. And one named Rod Smith. That’s not a receiving corp. That’s a threesome in a porn movie.


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    Jonathan Scott ​


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    Texas​


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    SR​


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Bucs need somebody large to protect quarterback Chris Simms here. I suggest my girlfriend. Honey, seriously: this is a gentle reminder that you need to cut down on the Cherry Garcia.


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    Brodie Coyle ​


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    Alabama​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>It would be a complete shock to everyone if the Bengals didn’t draft a quarterback here to replace Carson Palmer. I love Palmer, but you cannot sit out the first round of the playoffs against the Pittsburgh Steelers because of a sore ankle.


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    Chad Greenway ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana.


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    Leonard Pope ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>Tight end was a big area of need last year for the Bears. In fact, it could be argued that they would’ve beaten the Panthers in the playoffs last year if they had an extra tight end and he was used to cover Steve Smith.


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    Laurence Maroney ​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE height=25 width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>The Panthers have a lot of needs, just like all of us. It’s part of being human.


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    DeMeco Ryans​


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    Alabama​


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    SR​


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=669 bgColor=#ccffff>Byron Leftwich learned that when you get injured in the pros, your teammates don’t carry you down the field to the line of scrimmage. They leave you there and get in a prayer circle while the paramedics carry you off the field and you give a meager thumbs up just to let your wife and kids know your not dead. Then you spend the rest of the season watching as your team rallies behind the backup quarterback who's trying to steal your job. But hey, the money’s great.


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    Mathias Kiwanuka​


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    SR​


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>Oh what's the point of drafting anybody? The goddamn polar ice cap is melting and we’re all going to be living in Waterworld pretty soon and no draft pick is going to change any of that. Here. Here’s a defender. Now go repent.


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    Rod Wright​


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    TX​


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    SR​


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>Dwight Freeney is great at getting to the quarterback even on running plays when the QB doesn’t have the ball and the running back is jogging into the end zone laughing hysterically at his good fortune. They should draft a run stopper here.


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    Chad Greenway​


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    Iowa​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>They need a linebacker. Yes I know I already used this guy but I can't be sitting here all day looking through names of linebackers.


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    WR​


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    Chad Jackson​


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    Florida​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move.


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>It would be a complete shock to everyone if the Bengals didn’t draft a quarterback here to replace Carson Palmer. I love Palmer, but you cannot sit out the first round of the playoffs against the Pittsburgh Steelers because of a sore ankle.

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    Chad Jackson​


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#ccffff>The Steelers may be looking to replace Antwaan Randle El here, but they’ll be hard pressed to find someone as overrated. Redskins, for $11.5 million up front, you get about 2 or 3 big plays a year and a whole lot of running around in circles. Amazing that such a cost-conscious team would make such a move.


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    That's a brutally honest, and accurate assessment of Randle El.​
     
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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>LB</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Chad Greenway </CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Iowa</CENTER>


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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>

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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>LB</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Chad Greenway </CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Iowa</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=90 height=42><CENTER>SR</CENTER>


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#cccccc>They need a linebacker. Yes I know I already used this guy but I can't be sitting here all day looking through names of linebackers. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
     
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    After being edged 23-0 in their first playoff game last season, the Giants realized they were just one player away from winning the Super Bowl. Unfortunately that player is Joe Montana.

    My personal fav.....
     
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    <TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=40 bgColor=#ccffff><CENTER>12</CENTER>


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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>QB</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Travis Lulay </CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Montana St </CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=90 height=42><CENTER>SR</CENTER>


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>The Browns need some insurance at quarterback and the could do a lot worse than Montana State QB Travis Lulay. His numbers weren’t great in college, but he has toughness and intensity to burn. He’s a really cool guy, too. My friend used to go out with his sister.


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    :slappy: :slappy:




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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>QB</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Brodie Coyle </CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Alabama</CENTER>


    </TD><TD width=90 height=42><CENTER>SR</CENTER>


    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=668 bgColor=#ccffff>It would be a complete shock to everyone if the Bengals didn’t draft a quarterback here to replace Carson Palmer. I love Palmer, but you cannot sit out the first round of the playoffs against the Pittsburgh Steelers because of a sore ankle.


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    <TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=40 bgColor=#cccccc><CENTER>11</CENTER>





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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>WR</CENTER>





    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Maurice Stovall </CENTER>





    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Notre Dame </CENTER>





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    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The ‘experts’ say the Rams will use this draft to shore up their defense, but consider this: the Rams are stupid.





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    I guess this is kind of a shot at me too seeing how I took a TE in the Mock...:biggrin:

    I'm also partial to this one...

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    </TD><TD width=58><CENTER>C</CENTER>



    </TD><TD width=266><CENTER>Nick Mangold </CENTER>



    </TD><TD width=105><CENTER>Ohio State </CENTER>



    </TD><TD width=90 height=42><CENTER>SR</CENTER>



    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE width=678 border=1><TBODY><TR><TD width=667 bgColor=#cccccc>The Ravens would be wise to pick a smart, heady type of player here and try him out as head coach.


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    One of my favorite parts about NFL draft time is the Brushback's annual mock...

    Brushback Mock NFL Draft

    Some of my favorite's...

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    Ryan Clady
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    Clady will be given the task of protecting JaMarcus Russell's blind side. It will be the first time in history an offensive lineman will protect someone fatter than him.
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    Kenny Phillips
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    It might be time for the Bengals to end the charade of trying to improve their defense. This pick should do the trick.
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    Justin King
    Penn State
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    I?m not sure what the Texans need, but a quality cornerback is a worthwhile investment for any team. King isn?t a quality cornerback, though, so chalk this up as another bad move by the Texans.
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    Michigan
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    The Giants could do worse than selecting Mario Manningham with the 32nd pick. They could trade up to get him.
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    Emmit Smiths Mock Draft

    Some of my favorites


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    Kansas City Chiefs: Tim Tebow, QB, Florida
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    I had to get some help for this No. 6 overall draft pick so I look through the wide world web for answers. It turns out that not one mock draft from 2008 have Tim Tebow, the great quarterback from Florida, going. Have not many people heard of this? Tim Tebow is a great player: He can run. And he can throw.

    This pick make a lot of sense because Trent Green is startin' to get a little gray in his moustache, while Larry Johnson is gettin' really big in the tooth, so to speak. Tom Tebow can take both of their places in the starting lineup.

    Carolina Panthers: Chris Leak, QB, Florida
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    Carolina have no talent at the quarterback position and that is why they keep gettin' blowed out! Not at all. When you look at the team, you look at David Carr, who obviously have become the late bust after being picked first in the 2005 Draft a few years ago. You also look at Mark Moore, who obviously have no skills. And you also look at Vinny Testaverde who may retire this summer. So, Carolina have to draft Chris Leak from my alma matter. If Leak go in this choice, Florida will be the first school to ever have two quarterback drafted in the first 15 picks for uhh... a couple of months.


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    Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Emmitt Smith IV, RB, Florida
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    Jon Grudens love to take the sons of former NFL players. He should draft my son, Emmitt IV. Emmitt IV is only five or six years old, and he already can carry the football in both hands - his right hand and his... uhh... other hand. Emmitt IV is a little young in the tooth, but he can be a great runnin' back in the year 2017.

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    New York Giants: Colt Brennan, QB, Hawaii
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    Like my good friend Michael Irving always say, "defense do not wins championships, points wins championships." That is why the Giants need to take a quarterback just in case Alan Manning cannot win the big one.

    I call Michael Irving the other day and he offer me his special white powders. I said "nah." I don't do those stuff so I can keep my mind as clear as a stapler for my work on ESPM.
     
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