INTENTIONALLY humorous mock draft

[NFBuck]

I look forward to this every year...
Brushback Mock NFL Draft

Some favorites...

4

TE
Brandon Pettigrew
Oklahoma St.
Sr.
The Seahawks' best receiver this year was a tight end, so they should get another tight end to take some pressure off him.

6

ILB
James Laurinaitis

Ohio State
Sr.
The Bengals will be ecstatic if this kid is still available here because they don?t really know what they?re doing.

16

WR
Louis Murphy
Florida
Sr.
Murphy is a Norv Turner type of player, which is why he?s projected to go in the fourth round.

 

[krazeyk]

HA

17

C Alex Mack

The Jets already have an established center in Nick Mangold but it wouldn?t hurt to draft another, bigger center so they can have one of those thunder-and-lighting arrangements that are so popular these days.

 

[Zurp]

30

RB
Chris Wells
Ohio State
Sr.​

LenDale White is a great short yardage back. Other than that he?s just a very fat, pot smoking dufus who I really want to hang out with for some reason.

Would have been better if they wrote something about Chris Wells.

But the whole thing was pretty funny.

 

[NFBuck]

Brushback 2010 Mock NFL Draft

7​

WR​

Brandon Banks
​

Kansas St.​

Sr.​

The Browns will probably use this pick to shore up their special teams, because if their special teams play slides they won?t be good at anything.

 

[NFBuck]

18​

OT​

Charles Brown​

USC​

Sr.​

The Steelers could not protect Ben Roethlisberger last year. They should take a page from his bodyguards' book and tell defenders that its Ben?s special night and only girls are allowed in the backfield.

 

[BuckeyeNation27]

24​

OT​

Brian Baluga​

Iowa​

Sr.​

Pass rush is an area of need for the Eagles, but all the good pass rushers are gone now so they should take an offensive lineman to defend against the great pass rushers that have already been taken.

 

[BuckeyeLiger87]

25

CB
Kyle Wilson
Boise State
Sr.​

The Ravens committed too many pass interference penalties last year and could use a cornerback who can cover a receiver without knocking his head off. Wilson is an enormous pussy so he should help in that area.