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Imagine a dude in scUM gear offering to shovel your driveway....

BuckNutty;724103; said:
This was the dilemma I was faced with this morning. My response was opening my jacket, exposing my Buckeye t-shirt, and telling him no thanks.

Rude? Not rude enough? Suggestions?

Wow, guess that Michigan degree is not as valuable as they thought :)
 
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BuckNutty;724108; said:
:lol:

From the looks of the dude I can't imagine he could spell Michigan without looking at his sweatshirt, which looked like it hadn't been washed since the last time they won a bowl game.

I probably would have let him...there is a poetic justice involved in that scenario. A Michigan Fan shoveling a tOSU fan's driveway...just how it should be.
 
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osugrad21;724113; said:
I probably would have let him...there is a poetic justice involved in that scenario. A Michigan Fan shoveling a tOSU fan's driveway...just how it should be.

I agree, then you should have gone out and had him keep redoing spots until he was ready to pass out. :lol:
 
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BuckNutty;724103; said:
This was the dilemma I was faced with this morning. My response was opening my jacket, exposing my Buckeye t-shirt, and telling him no thanks.

Rude? Not rude enough? Suggestions?

I see some Philo grads are moving up in the world.
 
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I would have let him do it, and then when he comes for the money, throw a huge opened bag of pennies out the front door, bursting all over the place. Watch him pick up his "earnings" all over the driveway. :slappy:





*note: if you have a glass jar full of pennies, this works better, because now he has to avoid cutting himself on all of the glass pieces mixed in with the pennies :lol:.
 
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ScarletBlood31;724913; said:
I would have let him do it, and then when he comes for the money, throw a huge opened bag of pennies out the front door, bursting all over the place. Watch him pick up his "earnings" all over the driveway. :slappy:





*note: if you have a glass jar full of pennies, this works better, because now he has to avoid cutting himself on all of the glass pieces mixed in with the pennies :lol:.

That's wrong but hilarious!
 
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