I'm a Cat

[kinch]

I'm sorry. I lied.

I'm a cat.

I said I was a dog because I thought that I could earn more respect that way, and because I had to at least let everyone understand that I am not human.

But I am a cat.

And I'm proud.

 

[Mac]

Jesus, Cats don't have thumbs Focker!!

 

[Deety]

Cats don't pretend to be dogs or kinches. Cats pretend to be astronauts and rocket sciencetists and Iron Chefs.

 

[BUCKYLE]

And a lire!

I'm a cat.

Buckizzle

 

[WyoBuck]

I dont get.
Kinch is either 200 centesimi, a cat, or Snoop Dogg for Buckeye?

 

[Deety]

Cats also pretend to be invisible.

 

[kinch]

Cats also pretend to be invisible.

I don't pretend.

 

[BUCKYLE]

I don't pretend.

who said that?

 

[kinch]

who said that?

Greatest.

Post.

Ever.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

 

[Mac]

Yous a big cat

 

[powerlifter]

Is that a real cat?

 

[Mac]

Is that a real cat?

Yes it is, it's Kinch duh

 

[kinch]

Yes it is, it's Kinch duh

Deety feeds me well.

 

[ArtilleryBuck]

Kinch...Something to keep in mind for the future is that even though you think that being a dog will command more respect, you also cut off a group of those who aren't really comfortable dealing with dogs....and that group is comprised of those that you can relate to the most.