Illinois +2.5 at TSUN (ov/un 57.5) Noon ET, ESPN

[Jaxbuck]

Just a quick .02;

When the opposing defense is incapable (see IU/BGSU) of or indifferent toward (see Illinois) tackling the scUM offense can be dangerous.

Teams who can defeat WR blocks and make a tackle on the bubble screens are in a lot better shape.

 

[Zander42]

This is like watching two kids play ping-pong for the first time.

 

[BB73]

Someone mentioned elsewhere that the record for yards in a game was 1300+ by Elway/Stanford vs San Jose State.

If that's true, this game is on pace to hit 1400.

San Jose State (849) and Nevada (791) had 1640 in 2001. SJ State won 64-45.

 

[buckeyemania11]

go for it Zooker

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

Shoelace averaging 37+ yards per completion.

 

[GoodLifeSean]

7-15 for 262 yds. Jesus H. Christ of Nazareth that is ridiculous.

 

[NFBuck]

Illinois playcalling has often been baffling today. :2004:

scUM wins this game...write it down. Illinois' coaches don't seem to recognize that scUM's secondary is a black hole and their defense is loafing. Fucking Zookers.

 

[buckeyemania11]

2 straight "defensive" stops

wtf???

 

[PlanetFrnd]

These secondaries suck giraffe ass

scUM's secondary isn't tall enough to reach a giraffe's ass...

 

[scooter1369]

Thats the UM offensive line play we've missed.

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

[quote='BusNative;180581;5]

scUM's secondary isn't tall enough to reach a giraffe's ass...[/quote]

Fine.

These secondaries climb ladders to suck giraffe ass.

Better?

 

[NFBuck]

Psssst, Illini...they cannot stop the pass you fucking inbred fucks. Middle of the field. Jesus, did these fucks watch any film or did they just hear "m*ch*g*n's defense kinda sucks" and show up. Classic Zook.

 

[buckeyemania11]

Scheelhasse is close to gone if he cuts inside there

 

[buckeyemania11]

welp Michigan is going to back into a victory here

the Illini could fuck up a wet dream

 

[GoodLifeSean]

Dantonio would have faked for it.