If you had to be like Mike...

[scUM Buster]

Interesting question on PTI today. I'd go with Mike Tyson. He's broke, he's got a criminal record, he's a little out there still....but he's physically healthy and money seems to be his only major hurdle right now. Jackson is just too twisted for me.

 

[stxbuck]

Robin Givens or a 12 year old boy....not a difficult decision. Besides, Iron Mike can still scare the crap out of anyone giving him grief....what's Michael gonna do....invite you over for a day of tree climbing and "jesus juice" if you promise not to be mean to him any more.......

 

[bucknut11]

Can I be Jordan? I wouldn't ever want to be either of those two.

 

[BB73]

Neither has a reputation worth a shit. But Jacko(ff) has a lot more money, since Tyson spent all his dough (that Don King didn't steal from him) like an idiot.

 

[IronBuckI]

Child molester or rapist of a beauty pageant contestant? I'd pick Tyson. At least he's not a sicko/homo. Too bad none of the above wasn't an option. I'll take my middle class non-raping lifestyle over any rich rapist/sicko lifestyle any day.

 

[CCI]

Mike tyson

where was the none of the above

 

[scUM Buster]

I don't think anybody wants to be either of these two, but if you had to be one of them...that's the question. They were talking on PTI about how Jackson is still extremely popular in many foreign countries and that he could still resurect his career by going overseas. But I say...so what? He is a pure example of how money and fame mean nothing, when your brain doesn't function properly. I can't understand how he has avoided suicide for this long. He seems to have struggled with himself for the majority of his life.

 

[jlb1705]

Jackson. Doesn't he own the entire Beatles catalogue?

If not, then Tyson.

 

[BrutusMaximus]

I am amazed that some sick fuck hasnt picked Jackson yet. Where's Tibor?

 

[methomps]

He is a pure example of how money and fame mean nothing, when your brain doesn't function properly. I can't understand how he has avoided suicide for this long. He seems to have struggled with himself for the majority of his life.

I think this statement could apply to either of them.

 

[scUM Buster]

I think this statement could apply to either of them.

You're probably right.

 

[ScarletBlood31]

its not even close. atleast with mike tyson you could still save yourself and clean up and start a real career and do charity or whatever. Michael Jackson will always look like a wuss-child molestor-weak-weirdo to everyone. Maybe if you said Jacko 20 years ago, maybe. But Mike will still be remembered as a badass, not some sicko.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I would pick Tyson.

Then, to show that I have society's best interests at heart, I would hunt down and beat the crap out of Jackson, and then force him to sell his Beatles song catalog to me for like a dollar. Then I would sell them back to McCartney, where they belong, which would allow me to get out of debt. Then, I would send my flying army of pigeons up to scUM to poop all over Lloyd's car. "heh-heh....I don't know why they always pick your car......it's just bad luck Lloyd......"