If fish evolved opposable thumbs, what would they accomplish first?

[Zurp]

I say plumbing. I'd imagine that they get tired of swimming in their own junk.

 

[Buck Nasty]

I think they would learn how to type, and then ding this thread.

 

[djtidebuck]

I think they would learn how to type, and then ding this thread.

Prior to typing, I have learned that it is a good thing to put some thought into the post before posting it on this board. I don't think Zurp did that on this thread. With that said, I really will have to give the notion of fish having thumbs some more thought.

 

[FCollinsBuckeye]

They'd pull the hooks outta their mouths.

 

[MolGenBuckeye]

They'd develop pacifiers to make their little fish children stop sucking their thumbs.

 

[Thump]

They'd pull the hooks outta their mouths.

Wrong, they'd pull the bait off the hooks thus not needing to swallow the hooks.

Also, world domination.

 

[tyrus]

Wrong, they'd pull the bait off the hooks thus not needing to swallow the hooks.

Also, world domination.

Masturbait.

 

[Folanator]

Masturbait.

Learn to use chopsticks and eat themselves raw.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

I think they'd grab a rod and reel... throw a steak on the end of it... and start pulling people into the water.

DAMN DIRTY FISHES!

 

[buckeyefool]

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