If a creepy 51 year old marrying a 16 year old is wrong...

[Gatorubet]

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html

I prefer the traditional 35 year age disparity when you get to miraculously turn creepy, jail bait, Mormon fundamentalist, statutory rape type relationships into a sacred religious covenant where the bride gets a new cell phone plan and the right to stay up past 1:00 am and watch all of the you-tube Glee re-runs she wants without getting yelled at by anyone.

The Bride

 

[cincibuck]

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html

I prefer the traditional 35 year age disparity when you get to miraculously turn creepy, jail bait, Mormon fundamentalist, statutory rape type relationships into a sacred religious covenant where the bride gets a new cell phone plan and the right to stay up past 1:00 am and watch all of the you-tube Glee re-runs she wants without getting yelled at by anyone.

The Bride

Anything that keeps him from going to Postyourgirls three times a day is a step in the right direction.

 

[Magua]

Where were the 16 year old girls that looked like that when I was 16?

Oh well, I still have 51 to look forward to I guess.

 

[Mac]

She looks like she's in her 30's.

 

[BB73]

She looks like she's in her 30's.

She looks like a 38 to me.

 

[knapplc]

Those aren't factory originals, are they? And if not, why would a 16 year old need implants?

 

[Gatorubet]

She looks like she's in her 30's.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOrD5kqyov0&feature=player_embedded"]YouTube - ‪Courtney Stodden - Don't Put It On Me‬‏[/ame]

IOW, "It's Friday, Friday....not gonna wake up my husband, not gonna refill his Viagra..."

 

[Magua]

1) she looks more like 16 in the video
2) she's going to need more than some little known 51 year old actors help in kick starting a music career
3) I was hoping the boat would sink with her in it the entire 1:37 of the video

 

[Buckeneye]

Always knew 'Percy' was a fuckin' creep....

 

[Jake]

I clicked on this thread expecting to offer congratulations to Ubet. Imagine my disappointment...

 

[Saw31]

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b248227_green_mile_actor_51_marries_16-year-old.html

...aspiring country singer Courtney Alexis Stodden

Um yeah...Straight to porn hon.

 

[Jake]

Um yeah...Straight to porn hon.

Don't put in on me? More like don't put it in me.

This dude better ride it early and often because it won't be long until she's on to greener pastures, looking for the next "celebrity" she thinks can boost her dreams.

 

[knapplc]

Can some lawyerly type confirm for me that since they're married statutory rape laws don't apply? I would presume this is the case since they're talking about this publicly.

 

[buxfan4life]

3) I was hoping the boat would sink with her in it the entire 1:37 of the video

Kudos to you, sir. I couldn't make it past 9 seconds before I wanted to shoot myself for clicking on play.

 

[Mac]

Her talents are more like being a 16yr old slut who desperately needs help, rather than singing. What the crap was that I listened to?