I Think I Am Turning Into A Woman!

[BuckBackHome]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

 

[OSUsushichic]

It's nothing to be ashamed of. I gave Manfred a lotion rubdown this a.m. He was chapped all over.

 

[exhawg]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

I thought you were going to say the blood was coming from your vagina. Pussy. :p

 

[Golferdow01]

I thought you were going to say the blood was coming from your vagina. Pussy. :p

So did I

 

[iambrutus]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

dont worry, this dude uses lotion all of the time, and he is a manly man

 

[BuckBackHome]

dont worry, this dude uses lotion all of the time, and he is a manly man

Fuck! Now I am a suicidal woman!

 

[3yardsandacloud]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

I'm seriously considering making you return the Nuuuge Litho.

 

[BuckBackHome]

I'm seriously considering making you return the Nuuuge Litho.

My oldest son has it and he is a manly man. Except when he cried this morning when I told him school was cancelled (He's 4 1/1). Of course, he gets his love of school from his mom.

 

[BuckeyePride]

could this be something that you wanted to happen or to do....way deep in your mind?

 

[hoat]

Thanks for the warning.

 

[Golferdow01]

My oldest son has it and he is a manly man. Except when he cried this morning when I told him school was cancelled (He's 4 1/1). Of course, he gets his love of school from his mom.

Wow, I never wanted to go to school at that age. It wasn't until high school that I wanted to simply because I didn't want to miss info i needed.

 

[LoKyBuckeye]

BIM's new look :)

 

[AKAK]

I Think I Am Turning Into A Woman!

Dude, pics.

 

[iambrutus]

Dude, pics.

 

[AJHawkfan]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Don't use that processed hand cream! Just skip the middle man and rub lard on your skin. In a pinch, you can use Crisco, but nothing moisturizes like real, right out of the pig's ass lard.......