I Think I Am Turning Into A Woman!

[Thump]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

Real men use Bag Balm you homo!

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

interesting he didn't mention the fact his pecker fell off too...

 

[exhawg]

Real men use Bag Balm you homo!

Hell with that, my dad has a 30 year old can of this stuff that he uses for any cuts.

http://www.coronaproducts.com/Pages/firstaid.html

Real men use shit designed for animals!!!

 

[Thump]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

Try rubbing some of this on your hands next time.

 

[NJ-Buckeye]

 

[3yardsandacloud]

My oldest son has it and he is a manly man. Except when he cried this morning when I told him school was cancelled (He's 4 1/1). Of course, he gets his love of school from his mom.

WOW BiM, you are turning into a woman if your 4 year old son 'took' the Nuuuge Litho from you. I didn't think it would be much of a battle when you said he wanted it ... of course I thought you'd be the one to win that fight.

 

[Bucktastic]

I noticed this morning a little blood between my fingers. The blood was coming from cracked skin, that I am assuming was just dried out. I had to borrow some hand cream from my assistant.

Hand Cream!!!

Next thing you know I will be talking incessantly on my cell phone, while poorly driving my minivan to the soccer game!

Have you made an appointment for a pedicure yet?

 

[BuckBackHome]

BIM's new look :)

That is seriously scary. However, if I had that tongue I would have been as popular as Gene Simmons with the ladies.

 

[JXC]

Is 4 1/1 5?