I seem to have misplaced my pants

[StooGrimson]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2006/12/27/ddn122706britchesweb.html

Oops -- man forgets pants before answering door


By Nancy Bowman
Staff Writer

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bethel Twp., Miami County ? A man who startled a female delivery driver when he answered the door naked from the waist down told sheriff's deputies he simply forgot to put on his pants.
An employee of Tom's Deli in New Carlisle told Miami County sheriff's deputies Tuesday she was sent to a rural Tipp City residence to deliver an order around 9 p.m.
She said the man came to the door without any pants, paid for the order and went back inside.
A deputy sent to the house to find out what was going on said the man told him he "just didn't think about putting his pants on." The man said he was trying to get out of the bathtub and to the door before the delivery person left.
No charges were filed.

 

[tibor75]

why were the sheriffs called?

personally, if somebody knocks on YOUR door, YOU should have the right to answer it any way you want, provided you are not in front of children.

 

[PrincetonBuckeye]

why were the sheriffs called?

personally, if somebody knocks on YOUR door, YOU should have the right to answer it any way you want, provided you are not in front of children.

totally agree with you!

 

[BrutusBobcat]

Notice that when a woman answers the door naked, no one complains.

I have a good friend who delivered pizzas for years, and he has some interesting stories.

 

[Deety]

Had an interesting story in VA a few years ago about a woman who came home to find a naked man she didn't know in her bedroom. He grabbed his clothes and ran out the door, and the story ended up all over the news as the police searched for him.

Found out the next day it was a man visiting his relatives who had been told the door was unlocked, so just go in and make himself at home. Not realizing he was in the wrong apartment, he had just taken a shower and was scared to death by this woman screaming at him. Worst part was that he spoke no English, and was at a total loss as to what had happened, where he was supposed to be, and how much trouble he was in. He had left his wallet and the family's phone number in the apartment. Poor guy was so traumatized that when he was found the next day, he decided to skip the family visit and just get home with all possible speed.

 

[Buckin' A]

Had an interesting story in VA a few years ago about a woman who came home to find a naked man she didn't know in her bedroom. He grabbed his clothes and ran out the door, and the story ended up all over the news as the police searched for him.

Found out the next day it was a man visiting his relatives who had been told the door was unlocked, so just go in and make himself at home. Not realizing he was in the wrong apartment, he had just taken a shower and was scared to death by this woman screaming at him. Worst part was that he spoke no English, and was at a total loss as to what had happened, where he was supposed to be, and how much trouble he was in. He had left his wallet and the family's phone number in the apartment. Poor guy was so traumatized that when he was found the next day, he decided to skip the family visit and just get home with all possible speed.

Tibor?

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

When I was dating my wife, I was in the Marine Corps and she was in the Air Force and we were both stationed at Kadena AFB in Okinawa, Japan. The Air Force has dorm-style living quarters for their single enlistees. The room is a single room with a shared bathroom with your imediate neighbor. One night, after a lot of drinking and a little lovin', I found myself naked on the floor of the bathroom, scaring the life out of my wife's neighbor and best friend.

Some other interesting storeis: I had an Army girl who was staying with me after night of drinking and pissed my bed (that is a rude awakening).

One of my friends went to a girls room with the intention of sleeping with her. When she didn't give him any action, he woke up in the middle of the night and pissed on her floor then left.

I was sexing up an Okinawan girl who was rather loud. One of my neighbors heard it and thought it was porn due to the extreme loudness and let himself in to watch.

 

[Buckin' A]

When I was dating my wife, I was in the Marine Corps and she was in the Air Force and we were both stationed at Kadena AFB in Okinawa, Japan. The Air Force has dorm-style living quarters for their single enlistees. The room is a single room with a shared bathroom with your imediate neighbor. One night, after a lot of drinking and a little lovin', I found myself naked on the floor of the bathroom, scaring the life out of my wife's neighbor and best friend.

Some other interesting storeis: I had an Army girl who was staying with me after night of drinking and pissed my bed (that is a rude awakening).

One of my friends went to a girls room with the intention of sleeping with her. When she didn't give him any action, he woke up in the middle of the night and pissed on her floor then left.

I was sexing up an Okinawan girl who was rather loud. One of my neighbors heard it and thought it was porn due to the extreme loudness and let himself in to watch.

I was stationed at Yokota AB from 94-96...so many damned stories. Some of the best times of my life!

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about Zurp...

When I was dating my wife, I was in the Marine Corps and she was in the Air Force and we were both stationed at Kadena AFB in Okinawa, Japan.

Small technicality, but Kadena is an Air Base (AB), not an Air Force Base (AFB). Bases within the 50 states and US territories are Air Force Bases, and those outside US possesions are Air Bases. That said, I was at Kadena Feb '93 - Aug '96...some really good times.

I was stationed at Yokota AB from 94-96...so many damned stories. Some of the best times of my life!

I was at Yokota from Jun '76 - Aug '83...saw the yen drop from 304 to 78 in a two-year span. It has hovered around 100-120 for about 20 years now. Man, when it was 304 to the buck, Shinjuku, Akasaka, and Roppongi were party central...

 

[Buckin' A]

I was at Yokota from Jun '76 - Aug '83...saw the yen drop from 304 to 78 in a two-year span. It has hovered around 100-120 for about 20 years now. Man, when it was 304 to the buck, Shinjuku, Akasaka, and Roppongi were party central...

Shit! I spent many a night in Roppingi! When I was there, the yen to dollar ration was about 1/1. But honestly, the NCO club was the spot to get some tail...so many locals came there.

I remember one night, I had a buddy who lived two doors down...black guy. We had girls in our room, finished, thenswitched rooms and they didn't even knnow the difference...or they didn't care

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

Small technicality, but Kadena is an Air Base (AB), not an Air Force Base (AFB). Bases within the 50 states and US territories are Air Force Bases, and those outside US possesions are Air Bases. That said, I was at Kadena Feb '93 - Aug '96...some really good times.

Again, I was in the Marine Corps. Small technicalities about AF bases is not in our required reading.

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

I was stationed at Yokota AB from 94-96...so many damned stories. Some of the best times of my life!

I was at Kadena from 97-05. Those only top the iceburg of stories. Just like you said, it was without a doubt the best times I will ever have.

Marriage and children bring about their own sets of pleasures, but that is a completly different set of endulgences.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

Again, I was in the Marine Corps. Small technicalities about AF bases is not in our required reading.

We always had a ton of young Marines come on base to go to the Airman's Club and hit on the AF chicks...there seemed to be a fuckin' mambo line between the club and the dorms.

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

We always had a ton of young Marines come on base to go to the Airman's Club and hit on the AF chicks...there seemed to be a fuckin' mambo line between the club and the dorms.

I've heard that was how it was back in the day at Kadena also. It seems they used to tear the clubs up which is why, when I was there, Marines weren't allowed in the AF enlisted club. However, because I was attached to the AF I was allowed in and it alowed me to meet a lot of girls including my wife.

Ahh, the memories.

 

[Buckin' A]

When I was at Yokota, the Marines would come down from Camp Fugi and go nuts in our NCO club. Those guys hadn't seen ass in months and they were leaving with something!

Also, one of my best friends was in the Marines and stationed at Camp Shwab (sp?) in Okinawa. He said they use to go to Kadena just to see a woman that didn't make them vomitt.