I seem to have misplaced my pants

[NFBuck]

This one time, at band camp...

 

[Best Buckeye]

http://www.daytondailynews.com/n/content/oh/story/news/local/2006/12/27/ddn122706britchesweb.html

Oops -- man forgets pants before answering door


By Nancy Bowman
Staff Writer

Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Bethel Twp., Miami County ? A man who startled a female delivery driver when he answered the door naked from the waist down told sheriff's deputies he simply forgot to put on his pants.
An employee of Tom's Deli in New Carlisle told Miami County sheriff's deputies Tuesday she was sent to a rural Tipp City residence to deliver an order around 9 p.m.
She said the man came to the door without any pants, paid for the order and went back inside.
A deputy sent to the house to find out what was going on said the man told him he "just didn't think about putting his pants on." The man said he was trying to get out of the bathtub and to the door before the delivery person left.
No charges were filed.

Just curious, the story doesnt say if she was scared, impressed, how long she stared, or if she was disappointed the guy left.

Maybe she wanted his phone number .

 

[Best Buckeye]

I just assumed that it was a case of significant shrinkage.

Ahhhh , Kinda like "hidden assets"

 

[Okinawa's#1Buck]

When I was at Yokota, the Marines would come down from Camp Fugi and go nuts in our NCO club. Those guys hadn't seen ass in months and they were leaving with something!

Also, one of my best friends was in the Marines and stationed at Camp Shwab (sp?) in Okinawa. He said they use to go to Kadena just to see a woman that didn't make them vomitt.

Fugi is very secluded, I feel bad for those guys. Nothing around for miles.

That is strange, the only thing at Schwab is Sea Bees (Navy Construction), no Marines at all. There is a housing area behing Schwab, but that wouldn't seclude him from women at all (and would have meant he was married). Mostly, the best looking chicks are the locals, the juicy girls or married to servicemembers.

 

[MililaniBuckeye]

I've heard that was how it was back in the day at Kadena also. It seems they used to tear the clubs up which is why, when I was there, Marines weren't allowed in the AF enlisted club.

Marines were barred from the Airmen's Club, but were allowed in the NCO Club and the Officer's Club (all the troubles were between the Marine and AF young 'uns...).

 

[Buckin' A]

Fugi is very secluded, I feel bad for those guys. Nothing around for miles.

That is strange, the only thing at Schwab is Sea Bees (Navy Construction), no Marines at all. There is a housing area behing Schwab, but that wouldn't seclude him from women at all (and would have meant he was married). Mostly, the best looking chicks are the locals, the juicy girls or married to servicemembers.

I think he just meant that there were no Corp girls there that did anything for him. He later ended up going to Prog on embasy duty and getting stabbed in the back of his head with a broken beer bottle by one of the locals. Ah, the life of a Marine...

 

[Buckin' A]

Marines were barred from the Airmen's Club, but were allowed in the NCO Club and the Officer's Club (all the troubles were between the Marine and AF young 'uns...).

When I was at Yokota, there was no Airmens club...only the NCO club. But, it had three different bars in it with different kinds of music.

 

[Zurp]

When I saw the thread title, I thought it was about Zurp...

I did, too. I thought, "Crap - Am I in the news AGAIN?!?"

And, dammit! I shouldn't have to go through the hassle to find my pants just to answer the door. If you don't like it, don't knock on my door!

Come to think of it, the Jehovah's Witnesses haven't given me a visit in a long while...

 

[BB73]

I did, too. I thought, "Crap ...

If your first reaction to misplacing your pants is to go "Crap", doesn't that compound the problem?

 

[Fungo Squiggly]

If your first reaction to misplacing your pants is to go "Crap", doesn't that compound the problem?

Sounds like a sticky situation.