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I passed the bar(s)!

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kinch

kinch

Wash me
So after law school I decided to ditch law, despite working at a law firm as an attorney, for now.

Anyway, In February I figured I should do the bar thing, again for now, and took two bars. I took a long weekend to study (rather than the two month 24/7 course).

Passed 'em both by sheer luck and bullshit.

Oh yeah!

Now just pay off loans for a year and quit this gig. . .
 
kinch said:
So after law school I decided to ditch law, despite working at a law firm as an attorney, for now.

Anyway, In February I figured I should do the bar thing, again for now, and took two bars. I took a long weekend to study (rather than the two month 24/7 course).

Passed 'em both by sheer luck and bullshit.

Oh yeah!

Now just pay off loans for a year and quit this gig. . .
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Congrats Kinch now go to a bar and get DRUNK
 
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AJHawkfan said:
Congrats Kinch! My sister in law is in law school right now. She finishes up her first year today. Now, go get drunk; just don't kill that bullshit braincell, you're gonna need that one! :wink2:
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I subscribe to the brain cell theory as told by Cliff to Norm on Cheers:

Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the lowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer elimates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
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